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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:27:29 No.11050866 View View Reply Original Report

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Simp Cuck R Austin
>AHHHHHHHH DON'T SHARP SHOOT YOUR LOAD IN MY ASS BRET, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME PASS OUT!

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:28:57 No.11050914 Report

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>>11050866
Please give your tio his android back.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:29:49 No.11050935 Report

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>the only memes this board can come up with are variations on Kevin Nash being raped
kek

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:32:46 No.11050993 Report

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>>11050866
Kek what a fake tough guy

He spent all month shit talking bret, SHOOTing on promos how he wasn't man enough to be a wrestler, shooting how he was afraid of hbk, a dancing freak faggot and went on to further insult both as "I don't dance son"

LMAO WHAT A STICK-UP-THE-ASS FAKE TOUGH GUY.

THEN HE GETS HEEMED. MADE TO TAP OUT LIKE A BITCH.

this outing of this alpha male to be a beta female is certainly what started the metrosexual revolution, drop in testosterone levels and effemenization, hrt lifestyles and tranny boys all from this event in 1998

I heard bret fans raped Austin fans so bad that one of them actually had a baby starting the "men can birth too" Movement LMAO

What a Joke. What a fake tough guy.

Stone cold???? AHAHAHAHA
More like LUKE WARM.

LMFAOOO

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:34:13 No.11051019 Report

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>>11050993
This happened in 1997, not 1998.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:38:01 No.11051107 Report

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>>11050866
This match is fantastic, a true 10/10 match on every metric you can think of, and their previous fight in survivor series is even better believe it or not.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:42:44 No.11051180 Report

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>IM FINNA FUCKIN FINNER, BRET

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:43:01 No.11051185 Report

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>>11050866
his name is Simp Cuck Seethe R. Autism

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 01:53:40 No.11051328 Report

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>>11051185
"The R. Master" Simp Cuck Seethe Autism

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 02:56:01 No.11052121 Report

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>>11050866
Remember when Austin walked out the night after WrestleMania 18 because he didn't like his place on the card?

Remember when Austin skipped the brand split draft in 2002 because he wasn't going to be the first pick?

Remember when he no showed a bunch of Raws in Fall 01 because he had to put kurt angle over for 9/11 reasons and he didn't want to?

Remember when he walked out again because he was seething over lesnar and vince was trying to move on from Austins old ass?

Remember when he didn't want to put The Rock over at WrestleMania 2000 so he got his neck surgery faster than he was supposed to?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 02:57:43 No.11052143 Report

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>>11050866
Hey Carter. Seek sunlight, touch grass, take a shower, have sex, lose weight, gain height.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 06:44:11 No.11053438 Report

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>>11050866
steve austin was raped in the stone-cold winter of 1998 by fat smelly rednecks in Victoria, Texas.

>be cold stone steve bitchin
>always bitchin
>refuse to work with Jarrett, says he bullied me in the past
>refuse to work with Billy Gunn
>bigger star Rock works with Billy, makes him famous with 1 promo

>HHH's push starts
>refuse to put over HHH at SS99
>Bigger star Rock puts HHH over
>Haitch doesn't forget
>Steve bitchin never wins a PPV match against HHH ever after
>get buried by HHH at No Mercy 99
>get buried by HHH at No Way Out 2001

>fall 1999
>Build to Survivor Series triple threat match
>steve threw bitchfits backstage when Rock cut this promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xooDGCgrziQ [Embed]
>Rock was gonna win Rumble 2000 and WWF title from austin
>after losing the championship to Rock at WM, steve would go for surgery
>BUT after this promo steve decided not to put Rocky over at WM2000 and go for surgery early

>2000
>record profits with austinetty gone
>ratings decline when austinetty returns
>refuse to work with Eddie, says he's too small
>refuse to put over Benoit

>2002
>nWo arrives
>bigger star Rock works with Hogan
>steve bitchtits works with drunk Hall
>booked to job to Hall at WMX8
>cry like a bitch, get result changed

>First ever Roster Split Draft in 2002
>bigger star Rock the overall no.1 pick
>steve throws a fit and walks out

>return to RAW
>finally agree to work with Eddie
>Eddie embarrasses him in the build
>booked to put over Brock as a part of Eddie program
>walk out like a bitch
>again, bigger star Rock comes to rescue and puts Eddie and Brock over

>beat Debra
>get jailed

>2003
>program with bigger star Rock
>gets his wifebeating ass carried throughout the program and the match
>leave again when asked to work with Goldberg

>late 2003
>return as sheriff
>wear a kiddie badge
>ratings decline even more
>kek what a sheriff badge wearing baldheaded wifebeater SELF-MARK bitch KWASBWBHWBSMB

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 06:45:13 No.11053444 Report

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Why is this board so consistently unfunny? It's weird because in some cases, it can be one of the funniest.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 06:46:01 No.11053452 Report

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>>11053438
BASADO

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 06:54:45 No.11053488 Report

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>>11050866
>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>got his nickname while drinking tea with his wife like a fruitcake
>was such a joke, Vince tried to give him the nickname "Frost McFang" and the autist didn't get the hint
>wore earrings and short shorts
>shoot cried on live TV when he had to make Angle look strong
>walked out the moment he was supposed to put an actual draw over
>breaks neck after selling a piledriver improperly having broke Chono's neck before
>workrate drastically drops after neck injury
>killed wrestling's golden period after shaking Vince's hand
>was relegated to a wacky heel comedy gimmick as punishment for killing the Attitude Era
>tried to copy the Rock's move to Hollywood and failed miserably
>inaudible smoker's voice
>bald
>fat
>jannetty to Brian Pillman
>beaten by DEAN MALENKO of all people in 1997 PWI 500 rankings
>slipped out of the ring at the 1997 Royal Rumble
>wasn't a member of the wrestlers court because he was less respected than Holly and Bradshaw
>alcoholic
>hearing impairment gimmick
>stole his finisher from a literal who
>worst podcast in the history of podcasts
>buried Dean Ambrose (pre-AEW) and Roddy Piper in said podcast for no reason
>buried Lance Storm on live national television for no reason
>beat women because he couldn't beat men
>WCW reject
>ECW reject
>Austin Meme:16 promo flopped and he wasn't the guy for a full year afterwards
>tried to stay relevant by forcing himself into a feud with Punk ten years past his prime
>was the Ring Master
>was in the biggest main event in Wrestlemania history
>as the fucking referee

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 07:38:32 No.11053701 Report

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>>11050866
One cold, chilly winter night, you were vigorously raped by a redneck that suspiciously looked like Steve Austin. This gave you erectile dysfunction, forever robbing you of your manhood. Not-so-long-ago, your father had made the transition. Like all transgender folk, he took it upon himself to groom you, groom you into masturbating to sissy hypno. This cured your erectile dysfunction, but at one cost. You only get erect when watching sissy hypno. A few days later you discover your transgender father's limp body hanging from a ceiling fan. He had committed suicide. It was too late. The damage had already been done. The man who was once your father had irrevocably ruined your life forever. Overcome with rage and depression, you turn on your computer, load up 4chan and post away. Documenting the pure, unrelenting hatred you hold against Steve Austin every single day. A desperate attempt to seek the closure your transgender father never gave you

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 09:22:14 No.11054219 Report

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Simp cuck BTFO

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 09:27:15 No.11054258 Report

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>>11050866
>NOOOOOO THERE'S KETCHUP IN MY EYES, I CAN'T SEE!

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 09:39:22 No.11054338 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZf2nVA50s8 [Embed]

The Rock talking about his last match with Steve Austin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiB0Osvdch4

Stone Cold on Dilbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKLI3orB4Q&t=90s

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 09:48:24 No.11054382 Report

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>>11053444
Lack of any originality. Even this shit these faggots are spouting in this thread is just the Nash meme but 20x less over.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 09:49:46 No.11054389 Report

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>>11054338
Based. Retarded gay fanfic faggots compensating BTFO

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Anonymous Sat 05 Aug 2023 10:02:12 No.11054454 Report

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>>11054389
It's not hard. Austin's legacy speaks for itself, he doesn't need WWE to completely rewrite history like Gaytch does. Austin is the single biggest draw the company has ever had and was, along with the Rock, a genuine cultural phenomenon.

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