Another scary night
another spooky fright
and you just might be in danger.

Oh the ghost is here and it's always a fake.
The ghost is here and there's no reason to shake.
The ghost is here, oh give us a break.
It's fake.

Another ghoul attack
she's breathing down our back
so we're making tracks for the exit.

Oh the ghost is here and it's a crook in a suit.
The ghost is here and he's protecting some loot.
The ghost is here, oh give him the boot.
He's fake.

It doesn't matter where we go, we know
a ghost is gonna show and so
we look for the bogus
we look for the scam
and every time the ghost is a sham.

We see an eerie light
and if the mood is right
then you just might sight a monster.

Oh the ghost is here, it's our frightening task.
To face our fears and the creep in the mask.
So the ghost is here, there's no reason to ask.
He's fake.