>Big four ppv
>I haven't watched WWE in a while, guess I'll tune in tonight
>having fun through the entire card
>Get to Coconut Community Theater and instantly remember why I hardly watch anymore in the first place

I have realized that I don't really hate the WWE, I just hate Roman Reigns, and if the entire Bloodline was killed in a horrific plane crash it would be cathartic and I'd be able to enjoy WWE again.