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>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>got his nickname while drinking tea with his wife like a fruitcake
>was such a joke, Vince tried to give him the nickname "Frost McFang" and the autist didn't get the hint
>wore earrings and short shorts
>shoot cried on live TV when he had to make Angle look strong
>walked out the moment he was supposed to put an actual draw over
>breaks neck after selling a piledriver improperly having broke Chono's neck before
>workrate drastically drops after neck injury
>killed wrestling's golden period after shaking Vince's hand
>was relegated to a wacky heel comedy gimmick as punishment for killing the Attitude Era
>tried to copy the Rock's move to Hollywood and failed miserably
>inaudible smoker's voice
>bald
>fat
>jannetty to Brian Pillman
>beaten by DEAN MALENKO of all people in 1997 PWI 500 rankings
>slipped out of the ring at the 1997 Royal Rumble
>wasn't a member of the wrestlers court because he was less respected than Holly and Bradshaw
>alcoholic
>hearing impairment gimmick
>stole his finisher from a literal who
>worst podcast in the history of podcasts
>buried Dean Ambrose (pre-AEW) and Roddy Piper in said podcast for no reason
>buried Lance Storm on live national television for no reason
>beat women because he couldn't beat men
>WCW reject
>ECW reject
>Austin Meme:16 promo flopped and he wasn't the guy for a full year afterwards
>tried to stay relevant by forcing himself into a feud with Punk ten years past his prime
>was the Ring Master
>was in the biggest main event in Wrestlemania history
>as the fucking referee
>never drew a dime
>got his nickname while drinking tea with his wife like a fruitcake
>was such a joke, Vince tried to give him the nickname "Frost McFang" and the autist didn't get the hint
>wore earrings and short shorts
>shoot cried on live TV when he had to make Angle look strong
>walked out the moment he was supposed to put an actual draw over
>breaks neck after selling a piledriver improperly having broke Chono's neck before
>workrate drastically drops after neck injury
>killed wrestling's golden period after shaking Vince's hand
>was relegated to a wacky heel comedy gimmick as punishment for killing the Attitude Era
>tried to copy the Rock's move to Hollywood and failed miserably
>inaudible smoker's voice
>bald
>fat
>jannetty to Brian Pillman
>beaten by DEAN MALENKO of all people in 1997 PWI 500 rankings
>slipped out of the ring at the 1997 Royal Rumble
>wasn't a member of the wrestlers court because he was less respected than Holly and Bradshaw
>alcoholic
>hearing impairment gimmick
>stole his finisher from a literal who
>worst podcast in the history of podcasts
>buried Dean Ambrose (pre-AEW) and Roddy Piper in said podcast for no reason
>buried Lance Storm on live national television for no reason
>beat women because he couldn't beat men
>WCW reject
>ECW reject
>Austin Meme:16 promo flopped and he wasn't the guy for a full year afterwards
>tried to stay relevant by forcing himself into a feud with Punk ten years past his prime
>was the Ring Master
>was in the biggest main event in Wrestlemania history
>as the fucking referee
