Sometimes I can't help but be amazed by the sheer lack of athletic ability this seven foot tall bitch displays whenever I see him in the ring. Look at that shitty fucking selling. He gets launched into the turnbuckle and just sort of collapses in front of it. He can't even do a back bump properly. He's lucky he never hurt his arm landing on his side like a fucking pussy. It's bad enough his quads are made out wet toilet paper and he always had to wear baggy pants in the ring to cover up his freakish chicken legs.