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Austin holds Punk down with shoot physical strength while shouting "AM I HOLDING YOU DOWN?" interlaced with "WHAT?" repeatedly in his face for 10 minutes until he relents, laughs and says "nah, just messin' with ya. I respect ya a hell of a lot Punk." and outstretches his hand. When Punk attempts to shake it, Austin hits the stunner. Then gets him up and hits the stunner 10 more times. Then he steps out of the ring and asks JR, bewildered, why his waffle house fry cook is in the ring. For the next 10 minutes Austin walks around ringside asking several ring staff, apparently legitimately bemused, who CM Punk is and what he's doing in the ring. He becomes frustrated when security refuseo remove him, citing it must be an intruding fan.
Eventually Vince comes out to remind Austin that Punk is indeed a real competitor in the WWE, but Austin growls back "BUT HE'S SO FUCKING SMALL, WEAK AND MANGY LOOKIN. IS THIS FUNAKI? WHY'D YOU BOOK ME FUNAKI AT A PPV VINCE?"
Finally Austin returns to the ring and helps Punk to his feet, propping him against the corner. He offers Punk a Pepsi while he himself has a beer. Not having the strength to lift the can to his own lips, Austin does it for him. CM Punk obliges by taking a sip. WHAT ARE YA DOIN' YA SISSY ASS BITCH YA CAN'T EVEN DRINK A PEPSI LIKE A MAN. To which CM Punk responds by chugging the Pepsi can entirely. But then Austin takes the can, tips it upside down to reveal it is indeed empty and rips off the label to reveal it was beer.
CM Punk wins by count out.
