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>>11134058
this is the timeline we should have gotten
>Hey Bret, Vince wants me to pull a screwjob on you and make you submit to your own move
>I don't wanna do it because Vince is a fag and I make fags disappear
>Don't worry bro, I got a plan. You ever been to the Chattahoochie river?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 17:38:03 No.11134134 Report

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>>11134114
don't know to be honest, I hate DSOTR and I didn't want to see them smear my boy Marty. Plus they better be careful what they say because they might piss off a dangerous murderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 17:39:07 No.11134145 Report

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>>11134134
>they better be careful what they say because they might piss off a dangerous murderer
true. i don't watch that shit either but it'd be interesting to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 17:40:50 No.11134161 Report

Quoted By: >>11134611

marty wasn't sexy enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 17:42:09 No.11134172 Report

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>>11134145
Maybe I'll watch the Marty episode just for the hell of it. Might give me some good meme ideas.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:31:49 No.11134611 Report

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>>11134161
Looks like we missed a fag boys. Not to worry, there's still plenty of room in the Chattahoochee river, and there's plenty of hungry fish in there too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:44:40 No.11134741 Report

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>>11134611
lmao based. Is Riddle in one of those bags?

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:47:18 No.11134772 Report

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>>11134611
who's that with marty in the boat?

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:49:51 No.11134796 Report

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>>11134611
lol

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:50:52 No.11134806 Report

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>>11134772
Muta

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:57:48 No.11134851 Report

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>>11134611
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochy coochy
We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
Killed a couple fags but we never got caught

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 18:59:23 No.11134858 Report

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>>11134058
>marty episode was lowest viewed of the season even through it followed the most highly viewed nxt in 2 years

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 19:08:18 No.11134945 Report

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>>11134114
they went into quite a bit of detail about it actually. You should watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 19:21:45 No.11135084 Report

Quoted By: >>11135109 >>11135120

Where can I watch this for free?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 19:24:08 No.11135109 Report

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>>11135084
I found it.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 19:24:49 No.11135120 Report

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>>11135084
literally on YouTube

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 20:05:25 No.11135507 Report

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>>11134806
that's correct. You see, when Marty raided the NAMBLA compound to kill all the pedofags, one sneaky pedo almost managed to assassinate him from behind. However, Mutoh was there with his righteous samurai sword, which he used to swiftly behead the pedo. When Marty asked Mutoh why he chose to help, Mutoh said
>Because he is faggot maybe?
And so, realizing that the world now has too many fags for one person to kill, Marty and Mutoh have joined forces to form a fearsome faggot extermination team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 20:45:31 No.11135914 Report

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>>11134858
>his episode was the jannetty of the season
K I N O

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 20:51:37 No.11135972 Report

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>>11135507
I would watch this show, except it would have to have fags in it doing fag things. No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 20:53:40 No.11135992 Report

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>>11135972
true but they wouldn't be doing fag things for very long lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 20:56:51 No.11136014 Report

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>>11134125
Man, this would have saved wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 21:11:11 No.11136125 Report

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>>11134114
His friend pretty much says he makes up shit all the time. Really kinda meh episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 21:12:04 No.11136130 Report

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WWE and AEW would not exist today if this happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 21:13:46 No.11136150 Report

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>>11136125
The episode is worth a watch simply for the reenactment of the chem lab incident where they had the girl get blown back in a cartoonish fashion. Good shit pal, I popped for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 21:45:51 No.11136323 Report

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>>11134851
well way down yonder on the chattahoochee
you can find a lotta hoochie coochie
But Marty's hatchin yet another death plot
killed a bunch of faggots and he never got caught

down by the river on friday night
choppin and baggin in the pale moonlight
feelin like kings and laughin like loons
keepin Georgia safe from the fags and troons

yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
never knew how many faggots
I could fit in there
But I knew the right way
to dispose of a queer
I knew the right way to make em disappear

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 21:58:38 No.11136397 Report

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>>11136323

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 22:02:44 No.11136422 Report

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>>11134125
Based Queen having, aunt and niece fucking, fag killing chad

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 22:12:51 No.11136513 Report

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>>11136014
Killed you mean

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 22:17:46 No.11136553 Report

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>>11134096
>first time i made a man disappear

Did Marty use his mouth or his butt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 22:31:06 No.11136677 Report

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the new jannetty should be jim neidhart. At least marty had a little bit of success as a singles competitor, while neidhart really never did shit after the hart foundation broke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 00:51:10 No.11137970 Report

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>>11136323
YEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 01:35:30 No.11138630 Report

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he came across as a total mush-head, like every interview he does

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 04:14:01 No.11140104 Report

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>>11138630
you better be careful he doesn't hear you anon...

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 04:34:36 No.11140273 Report

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>>11136513
Vince is a disgusting homosexual just like shawn michaels and yes, wrestling would have been better off if marty put both of them in the river with cement shoes.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 04:43:27 No.11140332 Report

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Marty Jannetty kills fags, beats up cops when they try to take his coke, and fucks a different woman every night.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 04:59:50 No.11140429 Report

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>>11134058
he finally fucked his daughter?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 05:08:18 No.11140485 Report

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>>11140429
Marty never said that. He was hacked.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 05:14:44 No.11140527 Report

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Didn't Jannetty fuck his daughter?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 05:19:07 No.11140549 Report

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>>11140429
>>11140485
>>11140527
She isn't his real daughter, though, and she's over 18, so who gives a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 05:26:21 No.11140595 Report

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>>11136323
absolutely based

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