>cat shows up at my house
>decide i'm going to throw it out in a richfag neighborhood
>catch it asleep throw it in igloo cooler, put it in passenger seat
>drive about 10 minutes to richfag neighborhood
>roll down window and open cooler
>it springs out and jumps right into the guard rail
>loud DING sound rings out and it rolls down the hill
good thing those niggas have 9 lives
