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>I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
>While people behind me are going insane
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, what a faggot)
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, such a faggot)
>I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
>I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, what a faggot)
>I'm a faggot (He's the world's biggest faggot)
>Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces
>While handicapped people make handicapped faces
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, what a faggot)
>I'm a faggot (He's a real fucking faggot)
>Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
>Ranting and raving and carrying on
>Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
>Nah
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, what a faggot)
>I'm a faggot (He's the world's biggest faggot)
>You know what I'm gonna do?
>I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
>Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
>And all leather cow interior
>And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
>And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
>Gettin' one mile per gallon
>And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
>You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why
>Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
>Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
>They can have a big democracy cakewalk
>Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
>And it won't make a lick of difference
>Because we've got the bombs, okay?
>(Hey! You know, you really are a faggot!)
>Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
>I'm a faggot (He's a faggot, what a faggot)
>I'm a faggot (He's the world's biggest faggot)
>F-A-G-G-O-T
>Everybody
>F-A-G-G-O-T
>I'm a faggot, and I'm proud of it
