YO! YO! YO! LISTEN...
LOOK WHO'S HERE, IT'S EDGE, THINKING HE'S IN WRESTLING HEAVEN
THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS WERE RELEVANT I WAS IN GRADE SEVEN
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? BRO, DON'T EVEN MAKE US LAUGH,
SOMETIMES YOU'RE A RATED PG SUPERSTAR, SOMETIMES A BROOD BATH
EDGE, GO EAT SOME EGGS & STEAK, YOU'RE NOT RIPPED
YOU'RE GAUNT LIKE THE HOST OF TALES FROM THE CRYPT
HEY ADAM, WE JUST GOT A DM FROM BETH PHOENIX
SHE WANTS TO GET ON HER KNEES AND SUCK OUR DI-