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HERE COMES THE GURNEY
HERE I GO
HERE COMES THE GURNEY

GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY
GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY
GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY

DOCTORS DOCTORS
DOCTORS DOCTORS

PING POP WAIT STOP IM IN TATTERS
I AIN'T DOING LEAPFROGS OR MY QUAD GONNA SHATTER
PING POP WAIT STOP MY LEG SPLATTERED
I NEED A DOCTOR DOCTOR GOD DAMN IM PAST IT KNACKERED
HERE COMES A SURGERY ON THE BLOCK
HOLD UP THE SHOW HERES WHERE MY MATCH STOPS
SEE FIRST OF ALL IM HOPPING OUT ON MY OWN
BOUT TIME I ELEVATED OH NO DOWN I GO
QUAD TEARS IN MY BLOOD CALL IT HOME GROWN
PORES REAKING MY MUSCLE'S BLOWN
STEROIDS AND COCAINE GOT ME CRAZY COCKY
I KNOW YOU WATCHING PAPI
LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF COS IM SO SLOPPY
AND IF YOU WONDER HOW THIS SEGMENT GETS SAVED ITS FUNNY
SNOOP DOGG BAILED MY ASS OUT IN A HURRY
WE OUGHTA PAY HIM A LOT MORE MONEY
CAUSE I STUNK UP MANIA WORSE THAN BAD BUNNY

I NEED A

GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY
GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY
GURNEY GURNEY GURNEY

DOCTORS DOCTORS
DOCTORS DOCTORS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:48:06 No.11226272 Report

Quoted By: >>11226327

>>11226216
Vincebros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:49:34 No.11226286 Report

Quoted By: >>11232791

>>11225517
Tony knew there was some serious competition. Thankfully Tony had a furious push to secure KWABOTY 2023

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:51:32 No.11226307 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226264
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:54:40 No.11226327 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226272
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:55:29 No.11226336 Report

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>>11226264
Jolly good show

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 18:11:58 No.11226484 Report

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>>11226264

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:07:44 No.11227427 Report

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>>11226264
shanebros..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:10:38 No.11227442 Report

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>>11226264

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:13:09 No.11227458 Report

Quoted By: >>11227469

>>11224980
>we will never hear here comes the money again after shane embarrassed himself
sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:14:55 No.11227469 Report

Quoted By: >>11227528

>>11227458
there's still a chance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:24:59 No.11227528 Report

Quoted By: >>11229164

>>11227469
The true zoomer heir to Vince will be coming out to No Chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 23:15:55 No.11229164 Report

Quoted By:

>>11227528
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 23:29:07 No.11229325 Report

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>>11226034
Vince knows what it's like to feel hungry and cold, that's why he trained in a disciplined and stoic way. Shane was born with life resolved.
>But Shane was a wrestler in the Attitude era
Shut the fuck up, nepo babies don't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 23:29:13 No.11229326 Report

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Vince probably saw this and laughed his ass off and forgive him for shitting up the Rumble that one year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 00:20:37 No.11229817 Report

Quoted By: >>11231033

>>11224980
This was WAY worse and more embarrassing than the Nash quad tear
You guys can hit me with the "Hi Nash!" replies all you want......you KNOW I'm right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 02:47:05 No.11231033 Report

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>>11229817
both are still hilarious though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 02:52:38 No.11231084 Report

Quoted By: >>11231090 >>11231839

>>11225517
biggest KWAB moment of the year, but tony wins kwaboty since he's been kwabing constantly throughout the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 02:53:34 No.11231090 Report

Quoted By: >>11231243

>>11231084
tony isn't a cripple getting raided by the feds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 02:55:15 No.11231098 Report

Quoted By: >>11231401

>>11226034
Shane isn’t on the gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:14:22 No.11231243 Report

Quoted By: >>11231329

>>11231090
but he's still your 2022 and 2023 KWABOTY no matter how much you cry ojama

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:20:47 No.11231329 Report

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>>11231243
vince wont fuck you bitchtits (too crippled and you're fat and ugly)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:23:12 No.11231358 Report

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>>11225557
That’s how I sound when I jack off with Icy Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:29:25 No.11231401 Report

Quoted By: >>11231416 >>11232802

>>11231098
Guy is ripped though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:31:15 No.11231412 Report

Quoted By: >>11232798

>>11225553
https://streamable.com/4s0ely

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:31:49 No.11231416 Report

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>>11231401
yeah he ripped his quad to shreds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:52:42 No.11231586 Report

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>>11225553
Kino

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 04:27:42 No.11231808 Report

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>>11226264

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 04:32:15 No.11231839 Report

Quoted By: >>11232105 >>11232289

>>11231084
vince got carnied out of his company, got raided by the feds, and has been reduced to the status of an employee within his own company. Nothing Tony Khan has ever done can match that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 04:38:16 No.11231888 Report

Quoted By:

>>11224985
Shane O'ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 04:41:10 No.11231909 Report

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>>11226264
MONEYBROS WHAT DO WE DO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 04:52:46 No.11231976 Report

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>>11225520

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:14:29 No.11232075 Report

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>>11225945
TOPKEK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:22:20 No.11232103 Report

Quoted By: >>11232113

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:22:22 No.11232105 Report

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>>11231839
In all honestly Tony could top that and take KWABOTY 2024 if he hands over the whole company to Punk, which is how the trajectory's looking right now lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:23:45 No.11232113 Report

Quoted By:

>>11232103
imagine if he did the g1
would literally melt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:27:18 No.11232133 Report

Quoted By:

>>11224980
Still cody

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 06:09:43 No.11232289 Report

Quoted By:

>>11231839
still tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 06:55:24 No.11232463 Report

Quoted By: >>11232689

I’m dying to stick my dick in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 07:01:00 No.11232492 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226264
The best /pw/ song parody I’ve ever seen. Might be the first time I’ve actually laughed at one of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:17:27 No.11232689 Report

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>>11232463
what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:36:42 No.11232760 Report

Quoted By: >>11232769

>>11224980
Why did he turn into a huge self mark in his older years? He always had that cocky attitude growing up but this is like a different guy now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:39:02 No.11232769 Report

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>>11232760
Yeah it's weird. Maybe he just doesn't like the current guys on the roster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:42:15 No.11232780 Report

Quoted By: >>11232786

So he's done for sure right? Tore his quads and he's in his 50's. WWE is going to be sold soon. No way he's coming back. What a miserable end to his wrestling career.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:44:15 No.11232786 Report

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>>11232780
They should at least give him a segment to officially retire or something. He's KWABd now but his older matches were kino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:45:51 No.11232791 Report

Quoted By: >>11232799

>>11226286
What did Tony do bad this year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:48:44 No.11232798 Report

Quoted By:

>>11231412
we did it stupid bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:49:04 No.11232799 Report

Quoted By: >>11232804 >>11232805

>>11232791
Botched the biggest shoot story in years. Tanked the ratings. Constant bad press. Lost control of his company. KWABed at a live press conference. Downward spiral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:50:01 No.11232802 Report

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>>11231401
Hi Shane.

He has a decent Dad bod but his BF was way fatter than Vince

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:50:55 No.11232804 Report

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>>11232799
What was the press conference, I can only remember the brawl out one with Punk and the muffin but that was last year right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 08:51:09 No.11232805 Report

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>>11232799
Forgot the failed game. -100,000 million dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 09:02:01 No.11232834 Report

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>>11226264
Amazing. Have a (you)

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