>>11232099That just reminded me of when I was shaving once. I left the mustache until last and started from the outside. I looked at myself in the mirror with just the middle left like Hitler and thought it looked funny so I thought fuck it I'll leave it in for today since I'm not going anywhere. I forgot about it after like 10 minutes and went about my day. Got a knock on the door later on, 2 policemen looking for my brother, ended up conversing for about 10 minutes and couldn't figure out why they were looking at me funny, house stunk of weed as well. Only when my girlfriend got home from work and laughed in my face did I remember what I'd done and realize I'd just stood there speaking two police men with a hitler mustache stinking of weed.
