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KEVIN NASH WAS A PRO WRESTLER
HE WAS A PART OF THE KLIQ
HE TORE HIS QUADRICEPS
BUT ONE UNFORGETTABLE DAY HE TORE SOMETHING ELSE

KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!

ON AUGUST 15, 1992
ON A HOT SUMMER'S NIGHT IN JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA
AT 11 O CLOCK PM
VINNIE VEGAS WAS IN THE LOCKER ROOM GETTING READY TO GO HOME AFTER HIS MATCH WITH THE JUNKYARD DOG AND MR HUGHES
THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER WERE ABOUT TO TAKE ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING

KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!

KEVIN NASH GOT ON ALL FOURS
THEY DID THE UNTHINKABLE
THEY DID THE DIRTY DEED
KEVIN NASH PLAYS BIG DADDY COOL ON WCW
BUT AS OF THAT FATEFUL NIGHT, HE IS NOW BIG DADDY BITCH

KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!
KE-VIN NASH!

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