Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two

It was a night like this just thirty-one years ago
I lit my crackpipe up, began hunting for my new ho
The Summer heat was sizzling, my veins cold as ice
Was gonna find some bitch, do something very nice

Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!

Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
Two-Two, Nineteen-Ninety Two
I met Kevin in an alley, rocking to-and-fro
Made him into my slave, don't care that he said no
That night he sucked my rattlesnake outside the seedy bars
He lost consciousness after I pounded him into some cars

And he got raped by a Bulbasaur, raped by a Bulbasaur!

Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Kevin dreamed of going to New York
But spends his GA nights bussy-roasting my long pork

Razor stumbled into the alley,
Saw what was going down, up and disappeared
Nash kept getting brutally reared

Shadows from the night, so many OH MY WORD!
A screaming, KWABing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looks like 2 more BBCs have found their new whore
Nash only just realising what his night still has in store

It was another Bulbasaur, yet another Bulbasaur

Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Nash got raped by a Bulbasaur!