Well the 1st little piggiE he was kinda smelly
Spent most of his days dreamin' of New Delhi

And then one day, he bought a sitar
Moved to Bollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Lived in a house full of slop that smelled REAL shitty

And then one day, he was shitting on the floor
But along came the AEWolf, knocking on his door
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
I'M LICKING SLOP OFF MY 4TH CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN

Well, I'm Huffin', I'm Puffin',
I'll bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin' & a Puffin' and I'll bomb your house in

Well the 2nd little piggiE was due for a smokin'
Spent most of his day in the marinade soakin'

Rotating on the spit down at Goa Beach
Lost his scammer job 'cause of text-to-speech
He build his shelter from the garbage he picked
Covered in stains because the coomers dicked

Then one day he was cranking out a bog
Along came the AEWolf on HIS big bad hog
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
I'M LICKING SLOP OFF MY 4TH CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN

Well, I'm Huffin', I'm Puffin',
I'll bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin' & a Puffin' and I'll bomb your house in

Well the 3rd little piggiE he was a straight-A student
Figured out shitting in the loo was prudent
Earned his degree from Slam City College
Built his house with Seth's architect knowledge
A tri-level McMansion, Mumbai Hills
Daddy's call center scammin' paid for the bills

Then one day came the old house smasher
The big bad AEWolf the little piggiE slasher!
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
I'M LICKING SLOP OFF MY 4TH CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
I'M RESTING VINCE'S BALLS ON MY CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN

Well, I'm Huffin', I'm Puffin',
I'll bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin', Puffin', bomb your house in
Huffin' & a Puffin' and I'll bomb your house in