>>11277777one time when I was like 14 I was walking home with 3 of my friends. at one point I felt like I had to fart. I tried to slyly let it out silently and accidentally full on shit my pants. I announced
>See you guys later. I'm taking a shortcut home.and started walking away through a pitch black field. after about a minute I turned around to see if they were gone and they were just standing there standing into the dark after me. my house was in the opposite direction.
