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Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 08:17:12 No.11280046 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11280653 >>11280662 >>11280671 >>11280799 >>11281324 >>11281689

Write his Bray freestyle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:25:34 No.11280594 Report

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Acclaimed on the mic, and my name is Max
Bray Wyatt died because of the vax

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:26:51 No.11280604 Report

Quoted By: >>11280606

yeah

uh

yeah

uh

uh
uh

*misses cue*

uh

he's name is bray and he was gay

not as gay as me though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:27:35 No.11280606 Report

Quoted By: >>11283439

>>11280604
thats your free style not max's

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:31:27 No.11280629 Report

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Here's a little verse bout a guy named Bray
He thought he was a monster but wore a mask that was gay

He just wanted to show that his wrestling style was art
But unfortunately he died of cum on his heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:32:22 No.11280633 Report

Quoted By: >>11280858

>AY, YALL CRINGE BRUH
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>FINNA CALL YOU AN INCEL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>FINNA FUCKIN BUSS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:36:29 No.11280653 Report

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>>11280046
HERE'S TO YOU BRAY
*injects vax*
YALL FINNA GET SPOOKY WITH IT
*drinks booster*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:37:40 No.11280659 Report

Quoted By: >>11281238 >>11281300

Yo yo
Listen
He was a fat piece of shit
Rape survivor admirer
Diddled by his uncle
He’s a ratings tanker

Couldn’t hang with the wolves
But he did with a rope
Say it’s cardiac arrest
To keep the drones in check

He accomplished nothing
So he saw the light
He’s a creative genius
At taking his own life

PW
THE ACCLAIMED IS HERE
FUCK WOLFTROON
AND FUCK JANNIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:38:02 No.11280662 Report

Quoted By: >>11281718 >>11282645

>>11280046
>YO
>YO
>YO
>AY CHRISTIAN, YOU GOT MORE AMMUNITION
>SOMEONE'S DADDY DONE WENT AND GONE MISSIN'
>AND WHEN I SAY MISSIN', I REALLY MEAN DEAD
>LITTLE KNASH GROWING UP WITH A FUCKED-UP HEAD
>BRODIE GOT A HOMIE NOW, SIZE OF A FULL ASS COW
>ATE WAY TOO MUCH AND HIS CHEST WENT KAPOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:40:12 No.11280671 Report

Quoted By:

>>11280046
Acclaimed in the house
You're ass is done
When you see us you better
Run!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:45:10 No.11280696 Report

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yo yo listen, listen, yo .. yo

acclaimed is here, your new 8th wonder
heard about the death of that fat bitch rotunda

how you wear a scary mask, red lights, sing rhymes
its been 10 years long - *& still never drew a dime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 10:46:38 No.11280702 Report

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Hey yo, Black. You know that I'm gay
You about to let me in like my name was Bray

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:03:04 No.11280799 Report

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>>11280046
yeah uhh
yeah uhh
now everybody in the /pw/ thread
throw yo ones in the air cause bray wyatts dead
im a black boy but my voice is white
and just a bit happy theres no more Fiend in sight
Thank you to Goldberg that squashed that hog
All his matches gave me time to leave and dump a log
now that jojo's single and im not gonna watch Raw
Ill stop by Florida and give her bg mandible claw
if youre offended im sorry but relax
you get watch you deserve when you take that vaxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:05:59 No.11280814 Report

Quoted By: >>11280858

Literally every freestyle in this thread is fucking trying too hard and unfunny shit.
Zero dimes, even ironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:12:48 No.11280849 Report

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Just heard the news Bray Wyatt's dead,
Dude was only 36 couldn't you have taken Joey Ryan instead?
Bray had a creative mind, tricks up his sleeve,
Fans didn't give a fuck about Howdy they just wanted to Bo-lieve
Had a ten year career in WWE
Thankfully his last match was one no one could see
Cause of death, well you better not ask
I heard it was from COVID, thought the dude wore a mask?
For real though, heart attack is no way to go, max distress
In his dying moments he probably sweat more than IRS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:14:17 No.11280858 Report

Quoted By: >>11280864

>>11280814
nigger i put zero effort into this >>11280633

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:15:09 No.11280864 Report

Quoted By: >>11280922

>>11280858
Yet you came back to defend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 11:28:57 No.11280922 Report

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>>11280864
no i wanted to show that you are making shit up because you are mad, disingenuously trying to disguise it as not finding posts funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:20:24 No.11281225 Report

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Platinum Max here. You guys are alright but this one ain't funn...
Who I'm I kidding y'all and I suggest y'all watch for my rap this weekend cause it gonna be a heart breaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:21:43 No.11281238 Report

Quoted By: >>11281295 >>11282614

>>11280659
Sick bars, is this actually max? Wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:30:35 No.11281295 Report

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>>11281238
is this sarcasm?literally nothing rhymes there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:31:12 No.11281300 Report

Quoted By:

>>11280659
>He accomplished nothing
>So he saw the light
>He’s a creative genius
>At taking his own life
Sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:34:41 No.11281324 Report

Quoted By:

>>11280046
Listen
listen
Listen based... listen to based Max
I just dont give a fuck, no need to get the vaxx (oooooh)
The virus doesn't exist so how can it hurt max? (WOAHHH)
Bray you a fiend but you done took the clot shot
The mark of the beast now bet you goin' someplace hot.(oooh)

*anthony bowens starts his hype then immediately collapses and dies from too much vaxxed cum in his ass and the crowd thinks its a bit till the refs up the X*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 12:35:40 No.11281330 Report

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Acclaimed in the house, drawing dimes, cutting cords
Before Bray died everybody's getting bored
But now his shot clotted him, no health plan could afford
Sitting through the vapid tweets is really sucking like a chore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:14:04 No.11281562 Report

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[c
He's critically ill from vaxxes that kill
He'll purposefully shill to his family still
Reddit upvotes? Goddammit he will
He's critically ill from vaxxes that kill

[v
I get boosted and spin til I'm half twisted
death certificate has multiple causes listed
veins full of clots, shots made me a statistic
doc, pencil me in for my last visit
vaxxin' til my lungs full of rash blisters
I'd personally vax my anti-vax sister
ask fauci, he's been here the past six years
jabbin me again despite my health fears

[cx2

[v2
I jabbed my cousin in his vaxxhole, gave my mother clots
guess who phlegm shady convinced to take the shot
my little sister's birthday, she'll test negative
for a gift I swapped her tampons for a vaccinated shiv
and vaxxies know I'm gettin boosted every week
their mother just got boosted so she stroked out in her sleep
vaccine drunk, hopin my post gets numerals
(it wasn't covid!) that's what I said at my dad's funeral

[cx2

[v3
That's why the city is filled with a bunch of damn covidiots still (Still)
That's why the first motherfucker skippin a boost, he gets killed (Killed)
Somebody call a doctor, he's fallen critically ill (Ill)
You can get clots after just having a cavity filled (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
That's why we're crowned the vaccine capital still (Still)
Have a donut, we've got motherfuckin' boosters to shill (Shill)
We don't do drive-bys, we park in front of Walgreens and BOOST!
And when the police come they fuckin' boost it up with us, too
That's the mentality here (Here), that's the reality here (Here)
Did I just hear a jabbie say they wanna challenge me here? (Huh?)
While I'm holdin a needle with this many vials in here? (Here)
And a vaccine card with boosters listed 2 times a year (Year)
Cuz once I vax, they can't be held accountable for reactions
That's when Nurembergs happen, when a thousand jabbies come at your house
And collapse the foundation around you and they found you
And your family in it; goddammit, he meant it when he told you

[cx2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:18:34 No.11281594 Report

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You're all unfunny, horrible people.

Grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:29:23 No.11281678 Report

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Acclaimed is here, Bray’s outta sight,
There’s no chance you’re seeing him on Dynamite.
He’s died, RIP, way too soon to be gone,
But somehow, his longwinded promos still continue on.

No, seriously, yo, there’s no need to be hating,
Now Keith Lee has no competition in catering.
But hey, it’s okay, you still have a legacy,
Tony Khan will use your death at the show at Wembley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:30:35 No.11281689 Report

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>>11280046
Yo, my name's Max Caster and I'm here to say,
I'm the most vaccinated guy in the USA,
I got the first vaccine and every booster shot,
And if I hadn't then I wouldn't be doing so hot,
So let's all thank Dr Fauci and trust the science in this this town,
Let's keep everyone safe and bring back the lockdown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:34:02 No.11281718 Report

Quoted By:

>>11280662
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:41:39 No.11281768 Report

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Poor Bray Wyatt
Fatty wouldn’t diet
Ate himself to death
Awful match with Seth
Peewee Herman shit
Burnt a little bit
Lexi’s being weird
Knocked up by her beard
Never drew a dime
Rambling all the time
Ran out on his wife
Ruined Jojo’s life
Prob’ly go to hell
El oh fucking el

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 13:49:17 No.11281823 Report

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He no sold every move
Over a decade he would never improve
Maggots, Roaches, and worms projected
smarks are lowkey glad he was covid infected
He was the king of spooky shit
not even Rellik came close
If only he watched his intake of fructose
Dave Meltzer called him the worst wrestler of all time
But that's subjective, because he definitely did draw a dime
Sister Abagail and Uncle Howdy will now stay a mystery incomplete
That's unless someone squeals to a dirt sheet
But its not all bad, coomers are filled with glee
for finally, Alexa Bliss is free

rip spooky shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 15:30:43 No.11282614 Report

Quoted By:

>>11281238
nah just a fellow anon waking up at 6:30

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 15:33:57 No.11282631 Report

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Wyatt’s breaking molds and breaking all labels, but what he breaks best are called buffet tables

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 15:34:53 No.11282645 Report

Quoted By:

>>11280662

this would be dimes incarnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 16:49:16 No.11283439 Report

Quoted By: >>11283490

>>11280606
sup max why’d you fall off so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Aug 2023 16:54:40 No.11283490 Report

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>>11283439
He's about to win gold with his Ass FATHER in front of 80K+ SCISSORmaniacs

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