>>11294854Then they send me to /esg/– the big injury! Pedomod delivers the shot heard around the damn world – Anonymous is out of the high-paying job. All of a sudden the phone starts ringing off the hook – it’s /pw/, it’s /pol/, it’s /k/, it’s /r9k/, and all Anonymous’s gotta do is make a decision.
Chris Poole, whether he begs for donations... one time- two times- maybe three times, came up with the right figure for Anonymous to make a decision.
I stroll into the /pw/erhouse– the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. I broke in, in a general called the /wwe/ in /sp/, 4channel. Home of the world famous Jannyposters! Everybody... who was anybody set foot in the /wwe/ general. For the last year, all you’ve heard about anywhere in shitposting is the famous /pw/erhouse. Debut night, I roll in. You got the Takertranny. You got the bitchtits. You got the Scjerkers. You got Rybitch, you got the Lil’ Nigga, you got the joshipedos, you got Sashaschizo – whatever the hell his name is! You got a bunch of damn MISFITS, running around thinking that they can actually shitpost. All I’ve seen in /pw/ is a bunch of boring crap and that’s exactly what I’ll call it ‘cos that’s exactly what it is. Anonymous is here to shitpost. It’s what I do best. It’s what I do better than anyone in the world.
Triphammer, Fartchad, they got the big send-off. Tears were in everybody’s eyes. It was a big deal. All Anonymous got was a good swift kick in the ass as Pedomod hung up the phone and left me high and dry. There’s no Carters here. There’s no Jewbacca here. There’s not a SrGrafo and there damn sure isn’t an Pedomod here. There’s no-one that can hold back Anonymous now.
