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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:35:03 No.11358196 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11358217 >>11358235 >>11358649

>Comes back and shoots on Gunther calling him a boring no balls bitch and then puts him over in a match where he calls every spot loud as fuck to remind everyone it's fake

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:35:55 No.11358217 Report

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>>11358196
gunther would call the match like he always does with these old wash outs

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:36:47 No.11358228 Report

Quoted By: >>11358255 >>11358305 >>11358312 >>11358318 >>11358485

I think that la knight would out promo cena

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:37:38 No.11358235 Report

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>>11358196
nah Cena is a huge Misawa/Kobashi mark, they'd probably have a feud about respect and that's it
just imagine the lariato/emerald flowsion exchange brothers

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:39:32 No.11358255 Report

Quoted By: >>11358295 >>11358365

>>11358228
>LA Knight stammers through a promo
>Fine speech
>LA Knight goes to the back
>doesnt speak with anyone
>packs bags
>leaves arena
>walks the lowly stretches of road in whatever town theyre in
>kneels down and cries softly into his palms
>screams up the heavens and curses his God
>Attitude Adjusts himself off the nearest bridge

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:42:05 No.11358295 Report

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>>11358255
but enough about cena simping for china

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:42:48 No.11358305 Report

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>>11358228
When John Cena is untethered from PG bullshit he can go with pretty much anyone.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:43:11 No.11358312 Report

Quoted By: >>11358365 >>11358513 >>11358589

>>11358228
>Fine speech kid but I already feuded with The Rock
What do?

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:43:33 No.11358318 Report

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>>11358228
>you’re toilet is in the damn career!
good one

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:47:29 No.11358365 Report

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>>11358312
>What do?
>>11358255

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:48:06 No.11358373 Report

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>>11358365
Rape him

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:55:34 No.11358485 Report

Quoted By: >>11358521 >>11358549 >>11358593

>>11358228
Every time you promo against Cena it's an unfair battle. The company will allow him to say almost anything, go off script, let him curse, let him go for low hanging fruit to humiliate you, break the fourth wall etc. and of course the crowd will always be behind him because he's John Fucking Cena. You go out there fully aware you're getting buried with a shitty script and your push is probably over for the next couple of months to a year, or possibly ever if you don't manage to salvage it as best as you could. It's better for your career to avoid Cena altogether and be stuck in the undercard for a little longer than having a match/segment against him.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:57:53 No.11358513 Report

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>>11358312
Y-y-you too, John...

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:58:49 No.11358521 Report

Quoted By: >>11358535 >>11358586 >>11358588

>>11358485
whats he gonna say about la knight though? you are a stone cold ripoff? miz is already saying that and nobody cares

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:00:25 No.11358533 Report

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He's going to bury LA Knight or just have a segment with Waller

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:00:36 No.11358535 Report

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>>11358521
>you have a small cock

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:01:45 No.11358549 Report

Quoted By: >>11358593 >>11358622

>>11358485
this lol
Cena came out at MITB to bury management with smark talking points, kiss up to the crowd, and pretend WrestleMania is coming to London even though there weren't any concrete plans for that
BMJ just does whatever the fuck he wants. If you're already made, you'll definitely get something out of a Cena feud. But if you're midcard/upper midcard and trying to get your reps in, like Theory during their feud, you're getting fucking eaten alive. I have no idea what WWE was trying to accomplish during that feud kek.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:05:21 No.11358586 Report

Quoted By: >>11358602 >>11358623 >>11358637

>>11358521
>Bro you're the future of the company? By your age I was on my way OUT.
>Mention LOLTNA
>As my most sincere advice, stay off the ropes champ.
>Make fun of him flubbing his lines every other promo

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:05:29 No.11358588 Report

Quoted By: >>11358594 >>11358602 >>11358623

>>11358521
>Shaun...sorry, Eli...Max. Wait sorry. LA? Right. Sure. Look you weren't good enough for the AE era. Just like you weren't good enough for Impact. Just like, well, you weren't good enough for Becky Lynch. Shout out to my boy Seth and the baby. With everybody saying! Stone Cold...Lite.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:05:40 No.11358589 Report

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>>11358312
Yeah, and?

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:06:03 No.11358593 Report

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>>11358485
Holy fucking cope
>and of course the crowd will always be behind him because he's John Fucking Cena
Lmao
>>11358549
>He thinks Cena just brought up WM in London out of the blue
The delusional

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:06:15 No.11358594 Report

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>>11358588
NAH NAH

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:06:52 No.11358602 Report

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>>11358586
>>11358588
BASED I wanna see this now

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:08:35 No.11358622 Report

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>>11358549
Cena just buries whoever he wants and he gets away with it.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:08:40 No.11358623 Report

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>>11358586
>>11358588
I doubt that shit would have any effect. calling theory a theory was a killing blow, nobody gives a fuck that knight was in tna

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:09:00 No.11358627 Report

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He needs to go to aew. Freshen him up give him a new style to master.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:09:51 No.11358637 Report

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>>11358586
kek this one is good

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:10:27 No.11358645 Report

Quoted By: >>11358683 >>11358710

Mention his acting “””””career”””””” and how he’s only ever been a bit player or NPC in everything he’s ever done, and that’s carrying over into wrestling where he’s only relevant in small ponds like tna and nwa (if you’re Miz, drop in that the wwe universe is the only one full of enough idiots to buy his shit). then do some photoshop slides of knight having a small pp

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:10:54 No.11358649 Report

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>>11358196
Don't forget

>breaks fourth wall in promo ensuring his opponent can't retort without either further destroying kayfabe or they just have to just stand there and take it like a dope

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:14:06 No.11358683 Report

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>>11358645
And then he gets buried anyways because he wasn't supposed to talk back to Cena outside of what's been given to him.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:14:23 No.11358686 Report

Quoted By: >>11358716

>>11358623
>Max, I'm going to call you max, you don't mind right? Max I see where you're drawing from I do. You got the little glasses. The vest. The cadence. Hell you even have an elbow drop. The only thing you're missing, Max, the only thing. Charisma. That's the only thing you're missing from your Fisher Price "My dream gimmick" set. Blunt force trauma is what someone would need to suffer to ever confuse you with the likes of Stone Cold or the Rock. You're not the People's Champ, Max. You're the People's Meme.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:16:48 No.11358710 Report

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>>11358645
>Mention his acting “””””career””””””
>I try Max. I try. I mean look at you trying to act like a wrestler for 40 years. Look at you trying to be the Rock or Stone Cold. You would be the expert. You try to act like a superstar. A legend. I am one.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 21:17:25 No.11358716 Report

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>>11358686
>You're the People's Meme
This one is a good punchline

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