WELCOME, WRESTLERS OF EARTH! You have been chosen to recieve the most gloooorious of gifts! The opportunity to face me, the great RASSLOR, in a contest of strength and skill! DIG IT!?

For Aeons, I have scoured the cosmos searching for the one adversary who could provide ME with suitable sport! Although, I have yet to find such a noble soul. Each creature, each race, more pitiful than the last. So I spare them the disgrace of their weakness by destroying their worlds! And now my quest has brought me to this timid little planet you call Earth.

So, terrestrial heroes, can one of you quench my thirst for the divine conflict, the supreme struggle?! Or will your planet be doomed to the same fate that has befallen so many?

NOW FIGHT ME OR I DESTROY THE EARTH!

>Dubs: Your champion go over
>Trips: RASSLOR has summoned HHH in his prime as his tag team partner. Reroll with a partner of your choosing for your champion
>Quads: Double Count out, Earth is spared