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Meltzer snowflakes just dropped

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:30:33 No.11378311 View View Reply Original Report

08/18 AEW Rampage

Rey Fenix vs. Komander : 4.5
08/19 AEW Collision

Darby Allin vs. Christian Cage : 4.25
RevPro 11 Year Anniversary Show

Leon Slater vs. Drilla Moloney : 3.75

Cruiserweight Six-Way Scramble : 4.25

JJ Gale vs. Kosei Fujita : 3.25

Phantasmo & Shibata vs. Finlay & Kidd : 4

Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Ricky Knight Jr. : 4.25

Subculture vs. VeloCities : 3.5

Tomohiro Ishii vs. Luke Jacobs : 4.75

Alex Windsor vs. Hyan vs. Mickie James : 2.25

Michael Oku vs. Trent Seven : 3.5

Will Ospreay vs. Shingo Takagi : 5

AEW ALL IN 2023

MJF & Cole vs. Aussie Open : 2.75

HOOK vs. Jack Perry : 3.25

CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe : 3.5

Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5

FTR vs. Young Bucks : 4.75

Stadium Stampede Match : 4.5

Saraya vs. Shida vs. Storm vs. Baker : 2.75

Darby & Sting vs. Swerve & Cage : 4.25

Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75

The Acclaimed vs. House Of Black : 2.5

MJF vs. Adam Cole : 4.5

08/30 AEW Dynamite

Orange Cassidy vs. Penta El Zero Miedo : 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:33:44 No.11378344 Report

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He went way too high on elite vs bcg. That match was super forgettable and felt like it ended too soon. Probably a smidge too high on Jericho/Ospreay too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:36:50 No.11378374 Report

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>>11378311
Pretty restrained from him and I agree for the most part
Ospreay vs Omega is ranked a bit too high

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:39:13 No.11378388 Report

Quoted By: >>11378883 >>11386060

it's insane how many matches he rates 4 or higher now. Back in the day 3 stars was a good rating from him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:40:11 No.11378393 Report

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>>11378311
>no five star matches for All In

My oh my, what a terrible show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:42:00 No.11378404 Report

Quoted By: >>11378422 >>11378432

>Shingo vs. Ospreay getting another 5*

I don't think any other rivalry has got more 5 stars. Not even Omega/Okada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:43:16 No.11378413 Report

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>>11378311
>11378311
https://twitter.com/pepsitruth/status/1697521733723643928

https://twitter.com/MeltzerSaidWhat/status/1697447739024404846

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:44:19 No.11378422 Report

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>>11378404
i don't think there has been a single one that he hasn't given at least 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:45:05 No.11378432 Report

Quoted By: >>11378460 >>11378723 >>11386145

>>11378404
Meltzer is going really hard to try and portray Ospreay as the greatest wrestler of all time for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:48:36 No.11378460 Report

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>>11378432
I wonder which NJPW gaijin Dave will pick next as his "best wrestler in the world" (probably the one that will give him information)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:48:47 No.11378461 Report

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stadium stampede and jericho vs ospreay were both almost 5 stars KEK

choked on my water. i'm dying.

ProWresBlog !1JPtDnh8WA

ProWresBlog !1JPtDnh8WA Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:48:47 No.11378462 Report

Quoted By: >>11379215 >>11381180

It doesn't seem like Dave saw much, if any of the Stardom GP or the N-1. And of course he didn't see All Japan's Oudou Tournament which had a great Honda/Nagata vs Kento/Aoyagi match.

Dave won't remember any of these 4 star "classics" by next month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 13:49:56 No.11378472 Report

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>>11378311
>Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5
>FTR vs. Young Bucks : 4.75
>Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75
Dave giving away who his sources are with these ratings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:09:19 No.11378638 Report

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No Gunther vs gable 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:14:40 No.11378686 Report

Quoted By: >>11378747 >>11379858

>>11378311
>Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what kind of dirt does Opsreay have on Meltzer seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:15:54 No.11378700 Report

Quoted By: >>11378759

>>11378311
Why does he rate the stadium stampede and anarchy in the arena matches so highly? They are completely devoid of any psychology. They are just demolition derbies but with wrestling which is fine but you wouldn't rate that as high as a better put together match, would you? I know it's retarded to try to find logic in Meltzer's ratings but this just seems like an obvious point to make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:16:18 No.11378701 Report

Quoted By: >>11383153

>Stadium Stampede
>4.5
absolute joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:17:32 No.11378714 Report

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>>11378311
Interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:18:07 No.11378723 Report

Quoted By: >>11386179

>>11378432
Nah, I’ve said years ago that Ospreay/Takagi was a better match series than Omega/Okada. There’s no rev up period for these two and they are usually on fire from the get go.

Their BOSJ match is still my favorite match of all time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:21:22 No.11378747 Report

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>>11378686
Ospreay is his new hand-picked "best wrestler in the world" so he needs to overrate his matches to reinforce this. He wants to become a part of Ospreay's "story" like he was with Kenny
Jericho is one of his sources, so he always overrates his matches (he gave the Cole/Jericho match 3 stars ffs)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:22:23 No.11378759 Report

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>>11378700
Stadium Stampede was brutal, and most of the other matches were not that good either, but it's Dave, so:
Yet another week where every show had some of the best matches ever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:28:07 No.11378825 Report

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I'm a Peerchad, and his ratings lost all meaning when he rated Christian vs. Omega 1 like 4 stars instead of 5, and instead gave that shitty Full Gear street fight 5 stars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:34:27 No.11378883 Report

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>>11378388
> it's insane how many matches he rates 4 or higher now. Back in the day 3 stars was a good rating from him.

> Rey Fenix vs. Komander : 4.5
08/19 AEW Collision
What in the ever living fuck? Ain’t no way that match is above a 3 . Kommander is such a backyarder .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:43:14 No.11378958 Report

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AEW xirs, where's the 5 star match?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 14:57:52 No.11379066 Report

Quoted By: >>11379215 >>11379822

>>11378311

He's off his goddamn rocker
>Rey Fenix vs. Komander : 4.5
Way to high 3 stars at most.
>Stadium Stampede Match : 4.5
1 Star at most.
>Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75
Ospreay put on 4-star match, but Jericho did nothing.
>MJF vs. Adam Cole : 4.5
Was a 4 star match till the Russo Finish, than it lost 2 stars.
>Orange Cassidy vs. Penta El Zero Miedo : 4
LOL

He's in the Dog House.
>Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5
>FTR vs. Young Bucks : 4.75

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 15:13:55 No.11379215 Report

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>>11378462
>muh heckin' STARDOM

>>11379066
>1 Star at most

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 16:12:41 No.11379822 Report

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>>11379066
Good thing your opinion doesn't have a wikipedia page because wew!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 16:16:02 No.11379858 Report

Quoted By: >>11379880

>>11378686
Dave likes video game matches and Ospreay is the best at them. And it was a match with Jericho, who is Dave's long time source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 16:18:30 No.11379880 Report

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>>11379858
I'm honestly surprised it didn't get 5 stars. It must not be that great. See Dave, this is what happens when you constantly overrate shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 16:21:06 No.11379911 Report

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>>11378311
Based meltzer making allincucks seethe at no five stars. You just know FTRcucks were hoping for 6+ stars. Bet dax is gonna slit his daughters wrists over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 17:22:10 No.11380652 Report

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>>11378311
>not a single 5 star match for ALL IN
Tony is probably fucking pissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 18:03:56 No.11381180 Report

Quoted By: >>11382615

>>11378462
you're such a faggot it's unreal lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 18:05:10 No.11381200 Report

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>>11378311
>FTR vs. Young Bucks : 4.75
Its over...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:11:29 No.11382569 Report

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>>11378311
lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:12:08 No.11382573 Report

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>>11378311
Dave is a motherfucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:13:47 No.11382590 Report

Quoted By: >>11382625

>>11378311
>Ospreay vs Jericho was JUST AS GOOD as HBK vs Taker
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:15:47 No.11382615 Report

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>>11381180
nah he speaks the truth about N-1

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:17:08 No.11382625 Report

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>>11382590
It was though

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:18:52 No.11382643 Report

Quoted By: >>11383092

Remember it's important to apply the Meltzer rule to these ratings. Subtract one star for AEW matches and add 0.5 for WWE matches.
Also, no fivers for All In? WHAT A FUCKING PISSANT COMPANY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:55:59 No.11383055 Report

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>>11378311
>Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75
This one hurts, JeriGOATchads.
You could tell he had his working shoes on that night, he was going hard for that 5 with ol' Will... shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:59:31 No.11383090 Report

Quoted By: >>11383145

ftr vs the bucks

rubber match
in wembley
30+ minutes
numerous near falls
dozens of callbacks
every meltzer move possible

…4.5 stars??? i thought that was the single most meltz-tastic match possible. i was assuming 7+ easily

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 20:59:37 No.11383092 Report

Quoted By: >>11383446

>>11382643
>add .5
>Kurt Angle still doesn't have a 5 star match

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:00:33 No.11383104 Report

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The Elite and Jericho didn't get 5 stars, Tony is seething more than Punk "attacking" him and Meltzer is clearly in time out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:00:53 No.11383112 Report

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>>11378311
No CM Punk vs. Jack Perry rating?

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:02:33 No.11383143 Report

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>>11378311
>Saraya vs. Shida vs. Storm vs. Baker : 2.75
why does he hate AEW women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:02:38 No.11383145 Report

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>>11383090
5 stars if Bucks went over
6 if FTR goes over in Toyko Dome
7 if Bucks go over in Tokyo Dome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:03:03 No.11383153 Report

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>>11378701
he got the .5 right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:11:24 No.11383257 Report

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>Rey Fenix vs. Komander : 4.5
>Orange Cassidy vs. Penta El Zero Miedo : 4
Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:24:32 No.11383402 Report

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>Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5

I was at the show, and I don't understand what the fuck he saw. This match never got out of 2nd gear. Considering how many insanely athletic people were in that ring, it was boring as fuck.

That high of a rating for that match seems like proof to me that Dave rates based on the names more than the actual match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 21:27:12 No.11383446 Report

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>>11383092

Wait, he gave Angle v Benoit less than 4.5? That's nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 00:36:43 No.11385728 Report

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>>11378311
wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 00:56:48 No.11386060 Report

Quoted By: >>11386083

>>11378388
>Back in the day 3 stars was a good rating from him.
back in the day few matches were meant to be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 00:58:33 No.11386083 Report

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>>11386060
and now there's a company where they're all meant to be good matches, but suck ass

ironic

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 01:00:54 No.11386118 Report

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>>11378311
>CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe : 3.5
too low, 4 star match easily. great psychology, smart match layout, sloppy finish but it was a cool idea
>Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5
way too high. felt like a random dynamite main event. good action that no one will remember in a week. ibushi looked like shit.

rest is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 01:01:55 No.11386136 Report

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>dave likes ospreay and bucks matches
gee you dont say

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 01:01:58 No.11386137 Report

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>>11378311
I actually watched All In, so I'll give you the facts from the mouth of a true patrician and not an old yid.
>>MJF & Cole vs. Aussie Open : 2.75
>HOOK vs. Jack Perry : 3.25
Zero hour? Zero chance KWAB
>CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe : 3.5
3 Stars
>Golden Elite vs. Takeshita & BC Gold : 4.5
Highly overrated for a six man mess. This, a 9/10? It was 6/10, 3 stars.
>FTR vs. Young Bucks : 4.75
Great match. 3.5 stars.
>Stadium Stampede Match : 4.5
3.5 stars.
>Saraya vs. Shida vs. Storm vs. Baker : 2.75
Womeme lmfao
>Darby & Sting vs. Swerve & Cage : 4.25
Good match, 3 stars.
>Will Ospreay vs. Chris Jericho : 4.75
Insanely overrated, this was 3.75 at most. Ospreay did his damndest but Jericho's a sack of shit that looks awful.
>The Acclaimed vs. House Of Black : 2.5
Fair.
>MJF vs. Adam Cole : 4.5
2.5 wrestling match, too much amateur dramatics and awful acting. Literally just Roman vs Jey but slightly less gay and with midgets instead of coconut niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 01:02:10 No.11386145 Report

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>>11378432
He is extremely good

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2023 01:03:50 No.11386179 Report

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>>11378723

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