[15 / 2 / 9]
KWABOAG(a generation)
>Leaves WWE because he had to work hurt (everyone does) and because he had not yet headlined Wrestlemania, which he was going to do in a few years had he stuck around
>Talks shit on Cabana's podcast to the point of committing multiple acts of slander. He admitted to having 10 million in the bank and planned on taking it easy, but after paying for his and Colt's legal fees, he was forced to work again
>Ends his friendship with Colt because Colt wanted to get a pizza with Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens
>fails at acting
>fails at comic books
>MMA (his gimmick in ECW was that he was trained in multiple martial arts, so double kek)
>Despite fucking prime women, settles for a thai boy with shoot bipolar disorder who french kissed half of his co-workers and rode Jay Lethal's Space Mountain(WOOO). Has had no offspring and probably never will.
>Returns to AEW despite saying on multiple occasions he didn't give a fuck about wrestling
>Is treated like the second coming of Christ by his mark boss. All he had to do was not fuck with people.
>Injuries himself multiple times doing simple spots; at one point, injured himself before a match by jumping into a crowd
>Gets Colt fired. Is called out. Seethes for 3 months. Assumes the EVPs are spreading rumors. Decides to express himself in a scrum instead of hashing things out over dinner like an adult.
>Returns. Is given his own show. Does the worst ratings in AEW. Uses his pull to ban people from Collision.
>Seethes at anyone in the audience with a sign he doesn't like
>Starts a fight because some kid said "cry me a river".
>Fired again
>Is 44 and WWE doesn't want him.
Perhaps he is the Kwab of the century, but time will tell.
>Leaves WWE because he had to work hurt (everyone does) and because he had not yet headlined Wrestlemania, which he was going to do in a few years had he stuck around
>Talks shit on Cabana's podcast to the point of committing multiple acts of slander. He admitted to having 10 million in the bank and planned on taking it easy, but after paying for his and Colt's legal fees, he was forced to work again
>Ends his friendship with Colt because Colt wanted to get a pizza with Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens
>fails at acting
>fails at comic books
>MMA (his gimmick in ECW was that he was trained in multiple martial arts, so double kek)
>Despite fucking prime women, settles for a thai boy with shoot bipolar disorder who french kissed half of his co-workers and rode Jay Lethal's Space Mountain(WOOO). Has had no offspring and probably never will.
>Returns to AEW despite saying on multiple occasions he didn't give a fuck about wrestling
>Is treated like the second coming of Christ by his mark boss. All he had to do was not fuck with people.
>Injuries himself multiple times doing simple spots; at one point, injured himself before a match by jumping into a crowd
>Gets Colt fired. Is called out. Seethes for 3 months. Assumes the EVPs are spreading rumors. Decides to express himself in a scrum instead of hashing things out over dinner like an adult.
>Returns. Is given his own show. Does the worst ratings in AEW. Uses his pull to ban people from Collision.
>Seethes at anyone in the audience with a sign he doesn't like
>Starts a fight because some kid said "cry me a river".
>Fired again
>Is 44 and WWE doesn't want him.
Perhaps he is the Kwab of the century, but time will tell.
