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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:40:21 No.11416391 View View Reply Original Report

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WELCOME TO TARGET
WHAT WILL IT BE?
UNDERWEARS IN AISLE THREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:40:51 No.11416404 Report

Quoted By: >>11416421 >>11416442 >>11418325 >>11420205

I'm looking to purchase a Television set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:03 No.11416418 Report

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Hey dude the toilets are clogged.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:08 No.11416421 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416404
YOU WILL BUY UNDERWEAR WHEN I TELL YOU TO BUY UNDERWEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:13 No.11416425 Report

Quoted By: >>11418266

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
HALF HOUR BREAK
WITH AN ICEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:31 No.11416429 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
Where is the toy section? I am looking to purchase some CM Punk figures on clearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:47 No.11416432 Report

Quoted By: >>11416576

>>11416391
Where are the Hangman figures? It's my transexual step"sister"s birthday tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:42:58 No.11416436 Report

Quoted By: >>11416487

>>11416391
Could you direct me to the glassware section? But not real glass, that's too dangerous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:43:34 No.11416442 Report

Quoted By: >>11416844

>>11416404
YOU WANT A SAMSUNG?
MAYBE AN LG
THEY BOTH COME WITH A GUARANTEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:46:14 No.11416487 Report

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>>11416436
>ITS FUCKING REAL GLASS YOU IDIOT YOU WILL GET HURT PLASTICS ARE ON ISLE 12 YOU FUCKING HC WRESTLER WANNABE! 10% OF HARLEY RACE BIRTHDAY DISCOUNT, USE IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:46:33 No.11416493 Report

Quoted By: >>11416754 >>11416923

>>11416391
working in retail is a daily test of how much attitude and disrespect you can handle. punk couldn't finish a shift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:47:53 No.11416513 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
do you sell onlyfans gift cards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:47:55 No.11416516 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
>*chokes out the 16 year old part-time cashier for not taking his advice on how to scan groceries*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:49:49 No.11416554 Report

Quoted By:

>no sells your attempt to get service in electronics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:51:19 No.11416576 Report

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>>11416432
Sorry, those went flying off the shelf during the International Day of Transgender Visibility.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:51:45 No.11416585 Report

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>>11416391
>Is this real glass on these candleholders?
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:57:13 No.11416674 Report

Quoted By: >>11416891

>Starts cutting a promo on one of the cart boys while sitting in an empty breakroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:58:23 No.11416686 Report

Quoted By:

>Straight edge means I'm better than y---
>Phil, could you show this woman where the scented candles are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:59:01 No.11416693 Report

Quoted By: >>11416708 >>11416730

Hey Mr Brooks, could you tell me where they sell Colt- I mean coke? I love drinking it on my Cabana with my friends Matt and Nick and Jackson

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:59:57 No.11416708 Report

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>>11416693
>YOU GOT A PROBLEM??

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:01:41 No.11416730 Report

Quoted By: >>11417564

>>11416693
>AAAAAAH DONT MENTION THOSE NAMES AROUND ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:03:13 No.11416754 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416493
Kek he would choke out the first old fuck that gives him lip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:04:08 No.11416766 Report

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>[PA system turns on and crackles] Cowboy shit in aisle 12. Phil Brooks, please report for cleanup. I repeat, cowboy shit in aisle 12. Phil Brooks, please report for cleanup.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:04:25 No.11416770 Report

Quoted By: >>11416857

>>11416391
>Reads nametag
>Hey, Phil.
>DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU DON'T KNOW ME BY THAT NAME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:04:26 No.11416771 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
One can of Coca Cola Classic, please and thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:04:29 No.11416772 Report

Quoted By: >>11416787 >>11419379

Yep, this right here is a peak Punk Derangement Syndrome thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:06:00 No.11416787 Report

Quoted By: >>11416815

>>11416772
This is a Target, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:06:27 No.11416795 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
Phil I'll give you like $15 for AJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:06:55 No.11416801 Report

Quoted By: >>11416821 >>11422531

Excuse me sir, im looking for a particular brand of toilet paper, its literally the softest brand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:07:59 No.11416815 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416787
Nice, I'm sure this post will get lots of updates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:08:15 No.11416821 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416801
>AAAAA IS THIS A FUCKING SHOT AT ME!? ARE YOU A FUCKING TOUGH GUY!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:09:46 No.11416842 Report

Quoted By: >>11416860

>>11416391
Punks net worth is like 10 million, cope and seethe tranny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:09:55 No.11416844 Report

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>>11416442

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:10:36 No.11416852 Report

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>I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:10:41 No.11416857 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416770
>ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING MY SHOOT NAME??? ARE YOU FUCKING USING MY SHOOT NAME???? YOURE NOT ONE OF THE BOYS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:10:48 No.11416860 Report

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>>11416842
>10 million
In debt maybe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:13:00 No.11416891 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416674
>starts calling him a "preliminary boy" and says he needs to pay his dues
>kid responds that they don't even have a union
>Punk's face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:15:08 No.11416923 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416493
I worked at a Words bookstore it was pretty tight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:24:17 No.11417042 Report

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Yeah I'm looking for a computer monitor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:25:54 No.11417064 Report

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>Puts all the Hangman, Bucks, Omega and Jungle Boy figures in the clearance section
>Manager: "Phil what are you doing? those arent scheduled to go on clearance"
>TOUCH THOSE DOLLS AND ILL FUCKING DROP YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:39:10 No.11417232 Report

Quoted By: >>11417355

Looking to get a jungle gym for my boy, where would I go for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:47:03 No.11417355 Report

Quoted By:

>>11417232
>IS YOUR NAME JACK? AS IN JACK-ASS? HUH? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:54:11 No.11417435 Report

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>>11416391
didn't I see you on TV trying to fuck some trannies?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:59:42 No.11417512 Report

Quoted By:

>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE
>sure, as long as you sign away your right to sue when we are done
>THIS IS THREATS, YOU ARE THREATENING ME. I HATE IT HERE, GET HIM OFF MY SHOW! LEAVE THE ARENA NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:02:54 No.11417564 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416730
Classic angry phil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:22:36 No.11417853 Report

Quoted By: >>11417870 >>11418193 >>11418902 >>11420056

>Extra fries?! EXTRA FRIES?! ARE YOU RIBBING ME RIGHT NOW?! ARE YOU DUMB AS FUCK?!

>*lunges at you*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:23:32 No.11417870 Report

Quoted By:

>>11417853
this was the one that got me for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:30:15 No.11417983 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
>MAYBE THE CHECKOUT LINE WOULDN'T BE SO LONG IF THAT EMPTY-HEADED CUSTOMER HADN'T GONE INTO BUSINESS FOR HIMSELF AND BOUGHT SO MANY THINGS
>I'M SO TIRED OF KIDS BUYING LEGO SETS WHEN I'M SITTING HERE MAKING $8 AN HOUR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:43:14 No.11418193 Report

Quoted By:

>>11417853
LOOK AT THESE FRIES,
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THEY ARE LARGE, AT LEAST 43.

OH YOU WANT EXTRA?
YOU'RE SO GREEDY.
YOU'RE THE SCOURGE OF THIS HERE MACCY D'S
WOAH, THEY ARE LARGE, AT LEAST 43.

COKE WITH ICE AND APPLE PIES,
CHICKEN AND BEEF MAKES YOUR WEIGHT RISE.
YOU'LL BE BARRED, GET AWAY FROM ME.
GO GET FAT IN KFC YEEEAAAHHH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:47:58 No.11418266 Report

Quoted By: >>11419130

>>11416425
Based target icees

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:50:38 No.11418325 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416404
SO YOU CAN WATCH TRUMP ON IT? IS THAT IT? YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME I CAN SEE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE YOU PEGWARMER PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:51:38 No.11418340 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
Excuse me young man, could you please direct us to the intimate lubricants section?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:51:46 No.11418345 Report

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You have any workers boots? Specifically the rights?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:51:46 No.11418346 Report

Quoted By:

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE
TONY KHAN FUCKING FIRED ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 17:53:52 No.11418393 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
Hey do you know where the novelty birthday cards are? i remember their being a funny one with a sassy grandma saying "cry me a river!' or something like that one it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:23:27 No.11418902 Report

Quoted By:

>>11417853
KEK
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:24:41 No.11418917 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416391
Uhhhhh I'm looking for some whiskey, some cigarettes, pain killers, a right leaning newspaper and the AEW Fight Forever video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:37:35 No.11419130 Report

Quoted By:

>>11418266
i like the red ones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:45:45 No.11419298 Report

Quoted By: >>11419325 >>11419352 >>11422449

>*throws Phil's application into the trash*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:47:07 No.11419325 Report

Quoted By:

>>11419298
kek based gotta love the Franchister

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:48:31 No.11419352 Report

Quoted By:

>>11419298
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:50:03 No.11419379 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416772
it's just the standard dunk on phil after he does something retarded thread

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 18:59:50 No.11419556 Report

Quoted By: >>11420130

>>11416391
>God damn it, Phil, how many times we have to go through this. You can't give that attitude to buying customers...it's jeopardizing the business.
>And I can't have you politicking in the break room to get promoted, let Janette, Ray and the others eat in peace.
>I mean where's the lie? I can see you there on a soapbox on the break room security feed. I asked around too.
> My position isn't up for votes, its earned, maybe you can get it in few years if you get to be a shift manager first and do a good job with it.
>Right, ok. You left me no choice, as your manager, I'm taking you off the weekend shifts till you learn to behave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:10:00 No.11419722 Report

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>>11416391
Hey, have you heard about some of your fellow cashiers talking about forming a union? You'll join, right? I'm sure you support worker's rights!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:32:04 No.11420056 Report

Quoted By:

>>11417853
Fucking kek, this one got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:37:18 No.11420130 Report

Quoted By:

>>11419556
>taking him off the weekend shifts
you fucking dumbass you just did him a favor

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:41:51 No.11420180 Report

Quoted By: >>11420196 >>11420274

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:43:19 No.11420196 Report

Quoted By:

>>11420180
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:44:21 No.11420205 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416404
gonna watch All out on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:46:49 No.11420230 Report

Quoted By: >>11420268 >>11421290

funny thread aside from all the transphobia.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:49:11 No.11420268 Report

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>>11420230
found the fucking mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 19:49:35 No.11420274 Report

Quoted By:

>>11420180
Punk and Jimmy coming out as a tag team in Chipotle shirts and then having wild death matches would be kinda dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 20:47:32 No.11421290 Report

Quoted By: >>11421457

>>11420230
trans rights are target rights

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 20:59:08 No.11421457 Report

Quoted By: >>11421687

>>11421290
actually true

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 21:18:16 No.11421687 Report

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>>11421457
>"Alright since you have leadership skills, we're going to make you a department manager over our Pride merchandise!!"
>"Finally, someone gets what I have been trying to say all this time!!!"
>"And the department just so happens to be right behind our Men's wear & Hardware department."
>"WHAT?!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY?!!!! THAT I'M NOT EVEN MAN ENOUGH TO WORK HERE?!!! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FRAGILE?!!!"
>"Sir, with all due respect, having that mentality here as part of the Target family will only leave you as fragile as real glass."
>Punk's face when

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 22:03:37 No.11422284 Report

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>YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHY THIS FUCKING HANGMAN GAME WAS ON THE SHELF? YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 22:15:21 No.11422449 Report

Quoted By:

>>11419298
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 22:21:14 No.11422531 Report

Quoted By:

>>11416801
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 22:30:41 No.11422661 Report

Quoted By:

Oi bruv, I've been lookin' for some gas for me eel tank, where can I find the eel gas? The Eel Gas?

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