Hey, kid. I'm your newest locker room leader here in WWE, you can call me Coach, or Coach Punk. I love what you've been doing with that Bloodline angle! But as the locker room leader I have to give advice to you rookies, so I got some ideas to make it better and REALLY make it a mainstream draw. I don't like how you've been having your matches either, they're too dangerous. I gotta put my foot down, kid.

Also I've implemented a new rule, which is to pick up your damn trash!