[40 / 7 / 28]
>"Wrestling has more than one royal family" >Smoke bellows from the tunnel >Cody Rhodes wearing a red white and blue anime cape emerges from the depths on his elevator >$50,000 worth of pyro goes off >Arn Anderson, Dustin Rhodes, Brandi Rhodes, his dog, Diamond Dallas Page, and the ghost of Misawa emerge from the tunnel to accompany Cody to the ring >He walks slowly and deliberately mugging to the camera >Before he enters the ring he shakes Dustin, DDP, Misawa, and Arn's hands >Each of them whisper advice in his ear >He needs all of the help he can get before his big match with Anthony Agogo >He pets Pharoh on the head >He kisses Brandi on the lips >He ascends the stairs just in time >He wipes his feet before stepping foot onto the squared circle >WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >He mugs to the camera just in time >Justin Roberts reads his introduction; the son of the son of a plumber, from undesirable to undeniable, dashing, the prince of dark matter, the loving husband of Brandi, THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARRRRRRREEEE CODY RHODES! >Second burst of $50,000 pyro goes off >Cody removes his anime cape >He takes off his weight belt and finds the perfect little Cody-maniac to give it to >He returns to the ring, bows, and kisses it >Proceeds to have a 20 minute 3 star match where the winner was never in doubt >WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
Anonymous
Anonymous
the best part of this is that there's barely any hyperbole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcJaJy7fjY Anonymous
Quoted By:
This why we love the Codemeister
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 Cody Rhodes is wrestling a heel Cena or returning Orton.
Anonymous
>>11439295 The best part of this to me has always been that it was ALL OF THAT for a match with MJF who was barely even a midcarder at the time lmao
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 Sounds like dimes to me
Better than generic indie dweebs who come dancing to the ring doing their dweeby nerd hand signs as a call back to a faction in Japan that no one other than other dweebs care about
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 You forgot the part where the crowd is either completely apathetic to the match, or actively booing Cody.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439295 LOL thats not even the right entrance homey
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 It's ok when Triple H does it.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439295 First time seeing this, and it's pretty based.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439295 >>11439369 Youd think he was facing the undertaker and brock lesnar in a handicap match with an entrance like this
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439295 this is the most indulgent thing I've ever seen good lord
Anonymous
>>11439251 He founded a company so he could larp as Hunter for a year, then went back to the fed to get paid a shitton with far less stress on himself.
Plus they let him keep the stupid pyro and the downstrait (?) theme song
If I wanted hunter-senpai to notice me that badly I guess I'd reenact his wrestlemania entrances too
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 >>Justin Roberts reads his introduction; the son of the son of a plumber, from undesirable to undeniable, dashing, the prince of dark matter, the loving husband of Brandi, THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARRRRRRREEEE CODY RHODES! You forgot a ton of others. The Throne Breaker. The Giant Slayer.
Anonymous
>>11439369 he literally did this basically every week on dynamite, only VERY slightly scaled back
he still had the stupid egyptian chanting intro, the fireworks were still ridiculous, he still popped up on the codyvater and took forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT7a0vEKo4A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elzjkNqz6_o https://youtu.be/Oxbb233ADfk Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 kek gotta love the codester
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 I shoot hate the codester bros
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439671 Cody has always said that HHH is one of his favorite wrestlers so of course he's copying him with the over the top entrances. If you pay close attention to his promos, you'll see he even sometimes tries to sound like HHH
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>"Cody wants wrestling to be presented as big deal? kek what a mark" >Wonder why no one takes AEW seriously and they don't draw a single gosh-darn dime
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 >Arn Anderson, Dustin Rhodes, his dog, Diamond Dallas Page, and the ghost of Misawa emerge Holy fucking dimes I kneel
Anonymous
>Cody trying to bring kino to an indie fed >Gets hated for it
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439976 the plebs who frequent indies simply have no taste
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 kek, gotta love the Codemeister. You just gotta
Anonymous
Quoted By:
there are still people that think cody wasn't a heel during this time
Anonymous
Anonymous
kek at the complete 180 this board did on cody in the last year and a half
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 WE SORELY MISS YOU CODEMEISTER, WE DIDN'T KNEW WHAT WE HAD. PLEASE COME BACK!!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11440286 >you now remember the Cody sociopath threads after the Brodie Lee tribute episode Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 Completely factual and true
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439295 >when the live band starts playing a shitty version of his theme while the LED screen slowly lifts to reveal them to absolutely 0 reaction >100k pyro immediately afterwards ive been laughing for a good 5 minutes now
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11440286 wwe curtailed his worst habits
there's no way that all he wanted to do at mania was wear the homelander getup and use the codyvator
Anonymous
>>11440286 WWE axed his roastie and turned him into surfer Sting. He's infinitely more tolerable now
Anonymous
>>11440286 I know, it's almost as if he's at a competent company now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 have anything else to say, bitch boy?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11439251 And every Black woman who seen it had to excuse themselves and go to their room alone.
Anonymous
ok? its wrestling its supposed to be a spectacle
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11443524 He was coming out to squash a jobber