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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 07:52:21 No.11447350 View View Reply Original Report

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>next week
>Cult of Personality hits
>giant pop
>Jack Perry comes out instead
>wearing a "I got CM Punk fired" shirt
>cuts an anti-abortion promo
>hits Tony Schiavone with a GTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 07:54:19 No.11447360 Report

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>>11447350
Tony isn’t based enough for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 07:54:34 No.11447362 Report

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>>11447350
too based for tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 07:56:05 No.11447367 Report

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>>11447350
>you wake up
>you're still sexless
>no willy
>no milly
>no billy
>show still silly
>Tony's still flinching
>uh uh uh here is uh sashit horseface
>you post that this will be the end of wwe
>she finished the job kills Paige in ring
>memorial episode for the british slag
>STILL NO MILLY
>you go back to dreaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 07:58:34 No.11447376 Report

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>>11447350
>hits Tony Schiavone with a GTS

His skinny ass can't lift Schiavone for a GTS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:20:49 No.11449325 Report

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>>11447367
cry me a river ebrew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:21:34 No.11449331 Report

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>>11447350
>cries on the phone to his mom that he's finally getting over

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:26:32 No.11449364 Report

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His new catch phrase is Cry Me A River, bitch! And he has Danhausen's first return match where he does the Brock/Randy Orton finish on him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:29:28 No.11449398 Report

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>Danhausen
forgot he still had a job KEK
His days are numbered for sure now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:30:41 No.11449413 Report

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>>11447367
still no Philly, cry me a river

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:31:24 No.11449422 Report

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>>11447350
jungle boy can't pull off any of the shit that you guys are fantasy booking. he's not very talented

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 14:56:45 No.11449687 Report

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>>11447350
>smashes his head through a pane of REAL GLASS for a cheap pop
>severs his carotid
>bleeds out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 15:42:17 No.11450157 Report

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>>11447350
Their tranny fanbase would meltdown
and Tony is too much of a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 15:52:11 No.11450241 Report

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>>11447350
Imagine Cornette's show after this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 15:53:38 No.11450252 Report

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>>11447350

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 15:56:47 No.11450277 Report

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replace tony with excalibur and you potentially have a better promo than anyone else on the same show, even the goat of the goat company mjf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 16:07:15 No.11450376 Report

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>>11447350
Giga fucking dimes.
>>11449364
"And those are the facts, Jack! And if you've got a problem with it - Cry Me A River, Bitch!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 16:43:12 No.11450716 Report

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>>11447350
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

JUNGLE DIMES
GOING THROUGH A GLASS PANE
ON MY OWN, LIKE KURT AND SHANE

CM PHIL
GOT HIMSELF FIRED AND NOW HE'S GOING TO
CRY ME A RIVER, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:04:48 No.11450971 Report

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>>11447350
I wish Tony had the balls to let him come out on Collision or All Out

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:06:03 No.11450987 Report

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>>11447350
I'M A GLASS MAN
YEAH I'M A GLASS MAN (YEAH!)
I LOVE TO BREAK 'EM
I LOVE TO SNAP EM'
I LOVE TO SMASH 'EM
I LOVE TO SHATTER 'EM
I LOVE WORK WITH 'EM
AND OH YEAH AM I GONNA WORK 'EM
'CAUSE I'M A GLASS MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:06:59 No.11451002 Report

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>>11447367
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:08:32 No.11451016 Report

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>>11447350
>>cuts an anti-abortion promo
OK Jungle Jack is my favorite wrestler now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:08:55 No.11451022 Report

Quoted By: >>11451132

>>11447350
>not coming out to Justin Timberlake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:10:18 No.11451042 Report

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>>11447350
Suddenly Jungle boy becomes so BASED?

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:16:34 No.11451105 Report

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>>11447350
>hits Tony Schiavone with a GTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2023 17:18:47 No.11451132 Report

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>>11451022
BASED

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