>>11479591I don't think you know how ignorant the overwhelming majority of today's wrestling audiences is.
Those people aren't thinking back to 3 months ago when Perry starting his smartass hit & run gimmick, they're living in the moment, and in that moment the curly haired Hollywood kid (in the version Jack Perry wanted) would be bleeding out from a bump he took through a car windshield.
If that dumb motherfucker does bleed out, none of you dumbass retards would be posting "dude Jack Perry's so awesome for doing this", you'd be posting "should he have been stopped? was Punk right? can't believe Jungle Jackoff janettied himself for a shoot lmao".
The journalists on Twitter would do the same and cry out "why are wrestlers going so far for a pop!?"
And the audience would feel really bad for having seen that.
But suppose it goes well.
Suppose the spot works.
Perry goes through the car windshield, is taken out of action and only comes back just in time for the PPV... but in the meantime he's on holiday with his girl? Makes no fucking sense.