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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:02:04 No.11485954 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the first thing you're gonna do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:03:39 No.11485959 Report

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Stick my 5 inch cock in Larry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:04:00 No.11485960 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:04:24 No.11485961 Report

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Have a mental breakdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:04:31 No.11485963 Report

Quoted By: >>11486031 >>11486922

Beat the shit out of Kenny Osmegma, Fagman Page and the Young Cucks single-handedly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:08:59 No.11485987 Report

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>>11485954
Go end trans rights

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Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:09:52 No.11485991 Report

Quoted By: >>11486489

>>11485954
"You are this person" body swap fantasies do not really work anymore in the digital age.
Sure, I wake up tomorrow as CM Punk and I could fuck his wife I guess (no thanks). But what happens after I accidentally log out of Punk's Twitter and don't know the password to that or his email?
Hell, how the fuck do I unlock his phone?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:11:35 No.11485994 Report

Quoted By: >>11486038 >>11486179

>>11485954

Peel AJ outta her lil cotton panties and dive in tongue first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:11:57 No.11485996 Report

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>>11485954
Officially change my name to Chez

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:13:06 No.11486000 Report

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>>11485954
Call out Ryback and have a legendary feud that goes on to draw billions of dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:14:49 No.11486005 Report

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>>11485954
Take advantage of high interest rates in the banks right now. He won't be working, may as well get all that passive income

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:17:01 No.11486013 Report

Quoted By: >>11486053

>>11485954
Walk right into Dan Whites office, ignoring all staff along the way, standing up on his desk while he's mid-phonecall and pronounce myself as CM Punk, The Best In The World, demanding a spot on a the next PPV to call out any of The Elite to FIGHT CM PUNK in The Octagon, Ken Shamrock as guest referee and trust me my friends the blood would spill like wine at an Italians wedding.
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE
1-1-1 IN UFC

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:20:26 No.11486025 Report

Quoted By: >>11486103

>>11485954
Retire from wrestling. Appologize to fans about being an egotistical narcissistic asshole. I would admit that I made a fool of myself, especially in the UFC. I would say sorry for making wrestling look like a total joke when ai lost twice in the UFC. I'd admit that A.J. Lee cheated on me with Tyrone & then I'd shoot myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:21:30 No.11486031 Report

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>>11485963
Hi Phil. Isn't A.J. sleeping with Tyrone right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:23:17 No.11486038 Report

Quoted By: >>11486893 >>11486902

>>11485994
I don't get what her fucking problem is. What's the fucking story with those eyebrows. She's just given up. It looks fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:25:15 No.11486047 Report

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>>11485954
Therapy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:26:27 No.11486053 Report

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>>11486013
* 0 - 2

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:30:11 No.11486075 Report

Quoted By: >>11486091

>>11485954
>DRINK BEER
>BEAT AJ
>RAISE HELL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:32:22 No.11486091 Report

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>>11486075
More like
>Drink coffee
>Get beat up by AJ
>Complain about Meltzer on Insta

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:33:28 No.11486098 Report

Quoted By: >>11486112

>>11486053
He actually spent 2 years fighting to overturn the Jackson fight when it was revealed that Jackson was high as fuck and tested nuclear. It's listed as a no contest. Which is even more embarrassing desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:34:37 No.11486103 Report

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>>11486025

You're the hero we need, but don't deserve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:36:18 No.11486108 Report

Quoted By: >>11486179

>>11485954
Fuck AJ, tell her I want to be her toilet, then immediately switch back to my body as she's squatting down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:37:24 No.11486112 Report

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>>11486098
>Got beat up and tickled by a stoned unathletic journo in front of thousands of people for 15 minutes
Jfc Phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:38:18 No.11486116 Report

Quoted By: >>11486179

Ask AJ to sit on my face so I can rim her while she gives me a footjob.
Then sign with WWE with the sole purpose of pissing off Tony, just because it seems funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:53:01 No.11486168 Report

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>>11485954
Get Cornette to pay me to go on his podcast.

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Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:54:45 No.11486179 Report

Quoted By: >>11486193 >>11486215

>>11485994
>>11486108
>>11486116
Homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:57:36 No.11486193 Report

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>>11486179
Projecting your gay fantasies onto others, to the point that you literally imagine biological women as men, makes you the biggest homosexual of us all.

Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM

Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM Fri 08 Sep 2023 06:58:50 No.11486197 Report

Quoted By: >>11486204

>>11486193
You couldn't word that any gayer if you tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 07:00:40 No.11486204 Report

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>>11486197
Sorry, i'll shorten it.
You're a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 07:02:56 No.11486215 Report

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>>11486179
I would fuck AJ Lee's tight sopping wet pussy for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 07:50:54 No.11486426 Report

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>>11485954
Look in my eyes in the mirror and ask myself what I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 08:00:12 No.11486467 Report

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>>11485954
Replace them Pepsi teeth with some finners

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 08:06:15 No.11486483 Report

Quoted By: >>11486492

>>11485954
I would kill myself in the spot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 08:07:33 No.11486489 Report

Quoted By: >>11486498

>>11485991
>SOCIAL MEDIA

You dumb tripfaggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 08:07:49 No.11486492 Report

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>>11486483
At least post some AJ sex vids to /pw/ before you go.

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Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM Fri 08 Sep 2023 08:08:42 No.11486498 Report

Quoted By: >>11486890

>>11486489
You can't do Freaky Friday or The Hot Chick in 2023.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:14:08 No.11486794 Report

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>>11485954
Put on 15 stone, don leotard, become big daddy II. That'll show that money mark Tony Khan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:16:03 No.11486807 Report

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>>11485954
Go to an orphanage with an ice cream cone. Casually look around, whine about how it’s not fancy, stare at the fattest kid while finishing the ice cream cone. Leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:31:24 No.11486873 Report

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>>11485954
Congratulate Phil for bodyswapping into my younger more athletic body and invite him to 3way April with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:34:44 No.11486890 Report

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>>11486498
imagine being so chronically online

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:35:29 No.11486893 Report

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>>11486038
Big eyebrows are hot you weird nicely freak. What's re you even complaining about? Have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:36:34 No.11486902 Report

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>>11486038
It’s better than bitches drawing them on you cholo pendejo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2023 09:39:28 No.11486922 Report

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>>11485963
B-but omega had a worked shoot match against a 70 year old.don Frye or whatever in Saskatoon once

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