>Son it's time you start thinking about your future?
>huh wat u mean?
>Enough of the shit, son. I love you, but your throwing away your future.
>nah you are
>Dammit! I'm trying to speak to you like an adult so I'll treat you like a kid. Get a fucking job or you're out of here in 2 months.
>ok... how you know?
>That's it. Get a job by the end of the month or you're on the streets. I can't believe I raised such a disappointment. How could I have failed like this?
>you tell me