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bnasedf
reminds me of this thing that happened to me a while back
boss came up to me one day at work and was like
"what the hell anon? you haven't done your job in weeks? I'M YOUR BOSS AND I'M TELLING YOU TO START GETTING THINGS DONE"
I was lounging on the sofa, so I lowered my sunglasses and looked him in the eye and said
"FIRST OFF ALL.... I DO NOT JOB, SECOND OF ALL..... AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU PAL"
at this point he was like
"W-What DO you MEAN? I'm your dang boss and I s-"
I spit in his damn FACE and go:
"I ONLY ANSWER TO THE KING OF KINGS! I BOW DOWN TO THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE GAME, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMEUHHHHHH.....
TRRRRRRRRRIPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE HAITCH!"
*I hit him with the crotch chop*
*he knows he's BTFO and turns red (ALMOST CRYING)*
*the rest of the office is chanting*: "HE'S THAT DAMN GOOD!"
Finally I grin and go "NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF YO-, SCRATCH THAT IT'S NOW MY OFFICE, YOU DIG?"
then he ran away like a bitch and I fucked his wife in the broom closet and made her.........................................................
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SUCK IT (my penis)
Triple H = LEGEND
