>>11579384JAHANSFACTS
brought a hamster to orgasm
soundly rejected by the online hamster community
had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner
carried a dead rat around with him
buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost
played with animal carcasses
smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"
made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D
low intelligence
aspiring BBC script writer
aspiring BBC cuckold
obese
founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)
vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)
owns an inflatable dalek
wiped his cat's arse with his finger
wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss
wrote about removing and eating organs from living women
wrote about cutting women into pieces
wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets
wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive
quit after one day as a trolley boy
threatened to strangle every member of an internet club
made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate
licked his own nipple on cam
got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia
his own sister is terrified of him
wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling
handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person
terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him
killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot
founded Project MIRTH
pronounces bickers as "bickers"
attempted to physically remove his father from the house
got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room
demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair
got angry when she only gave him £30
