[Verse 1]
I've been stressin' myself, prayin' all day
@MercedesVarnado
can fix that dang leg
So I can sit out here and waste my life away
Watching New Japan and seein' the boss slay

[Pre-Chorus]
It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to
No Sasha Banks, no
@jmehytr
too,
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is

[Chorus]
It's a Mone less world
And I'm sick of being broke,
Cuz our stars, be on the IR,
Lord knows it ain't the same show
Wanna see her trash talk, wanna see her hit them moves
And they don't think I watch, at 4am but I do
'Cuz New Japan is the shit, and we're all bummed on the Krew
'Cause our stars be on the IR...

[Verse 2]
I wish Tony Khan would open that checkbook,
Like Mercedes was Travis Etienne,
Lord, we got folks out on X, stuck with Big Time Becks,
And Rhea Ripley mixing it up with the men,
Well, God, if you're missing Mercedes, and you're missing that rizz,
Join me in saying she's the best in the biz,
A Jamie Hayter return, could wipe away this frown,
'Cause these damn wrestling Gods keep on kickin' us down

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