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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 13:16:50 No.11583753 View View Reply Original Report

Things that make you groan in wrestling

>Starts the match with collar and elbow straight into the headlock because they have no idea what to do and you know they're just gonna kill ten minutes of air time next

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 13:18:59 No.11583765 Report

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Goldberg being kayfabe the most intelligent wrestler ever. He always goes for his best move every single match, nobody else does that

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 13:21:06 No.11583777 Report

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Doing actual wrestling stuff for the first minute then never doing it ever again always makes me cringe. And it's like.... What, 90% of how matches start?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 13:22:24 No.11583786 Report

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>>11583753
>only get a 2 count
>have to act extra shocked abd flabbergasted so that the people in the nosebleeds know that this was in fact a 2 count and that I am very surprised and upset by this
>maybe I'll tap my hand in front of the ref, to show that i believe i got a 3 count

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 13:26:36 No.11583811 Report

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>opponent is bent over and groggy, with you standing directly in front of him
>turn your back to him completely and signal to the crowd that you are about to do some kind of move, then hitting the ropes

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:14:57 No.11584115 Report

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>>11583765
It wasnt that he was smart, he was just so high powerlevel nobody could get out of it. Brock does the same when he doesnt care for his opponent but he usually wants to hit a few germans to pop heyman first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:27:09 No.11584206 Report

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>take a bump and take my time to get up
>Opponent is getting his chair or kendo stick ready
>welp I guess I better hunch over for the inevitable shot to the back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:46:23 No.11584375 Report

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>get clotheslined
>get up quick!
>get clotheslined
>get up quick!
Rasslers need to stop acting like they're in danger when they're on the mat, half the time they're so much better off just staying down

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:49:08 No.11584393 Report

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>get suplexed or clotheslined or something
>sell for one second
>smack the mat
>stand up
>spread arms
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I have no problem with people no-selling moves or hulking up but that specific formula is so fucking faggy

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