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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:26:35 No.11584203 View View Reply Original Report

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PARKER DONT MISS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:29:58 No.11584229 Report

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>offering fried chicken to random black people to take a picture with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:30:42 No.11584239 Report

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>PARKER DONT MISS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:31:05 No.11584240 Report

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>>11584203
SHEEEEEEEESH PARKER GOT A PLATE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:31:42 No.11584245 Report

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>would drink from other people's water bottles at the PC and when confronted he would just walk out and go home
>always called Jamie Noble, Jaime Doble for some reason
>always parked his car at the reserved management spaces
>told newer talent that they needed to get on his drip before giving them his own merch
>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
>always walked in the middle of tight hallways especially when other people were either behind him or coming towards him
>told a top NXT talent that he should wear a "Push Parker" shirt during a taping
>made people listen to his headphones playing his own remix of Sicko Mode as soon as they finished having a match
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
>would always leave Taco Bell paperbags full of napkins and opened sauce packets on the floor backstage
>when confronted by a fellow talent about his loud music backstage he just stared and tensed until the talent walked away

Sage

Sage Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:32:05 No.11584249 Report

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>>11584229
It works 10/10 times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:32:08 No.11584250 Report

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>>11584203
Is this guy one of the most pathetic white men to ever exist? His mom pays soundcloud rappers she fucks to make her bulbous little gay son feel like he's hip. Pathetic lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:32:44 No.11584257 Report

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>would try to hide Oreos around the PC for covert snacking and would threaten to quit whenever the janitor removed them
>asked mangagement to bid $50k on a vintage Air Jordan collection he found on ebay and told them they could take it from his pay once he got to the main roster
>would always ask Wes Lee if he could squat with him on his shoulders and tried to pick him up whenever he saw him
>paid Ski Mask the Slump God a 15k deposit to perform at his first WrestleMania entrance
>would make a point to squeeze between Julius and Brutus during classes and told Julius he could get Brutus fired if he needed a new partner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:34:28 No.11584272 Report

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>>11584203
is he drinking lean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:39:31 No.11584309 Report

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>>11584245
>>11584257
If ANY of this is true, it's unbelievably based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:43:39 No.11584353 Report

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>>11584272
Would be the weakest lean of all time. It’s just like strawberry lemonade or Mountain Dew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:50:51 No.11584408 Report

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>>11584245
>>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 14:58:25 No.11584459 Report

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my boi got dat sizzurp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 15:13:53 No.11584562 Report

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>>11584309
According to Wes Lee and confirmed by a few unnamed NXT talents almost all of it is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 15:50:01 No.11584812 Report

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>>11584203
Fuck off Porker you aren’t relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 15:54:53 No.11584853 Report

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My favorite Parker meme rumor is him sitting down HHH and some other bosses and making them watch a video about the DBZ Trunks saga and explaining it to them. I know it's not real but holy shit I want it to be

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:14:54 No.11584980 Report

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Tony is so scared of rizz we'll never see Big Sheeeeeeesh and Yung Bussin in the ring at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:16:05 No.11584995 Report

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>>11584203
Why do zoomers take food with $5 fast food like it's a flex? I don't get it, genuinely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:19:03 No.11585016 Report

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>>11584245
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
i wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:19:36 No.11585022 Report

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>Would stand in front of occupied urinals and shout "Pour up, Drank" over and over again until the person using it comes out
>When he was asked why he was always late to practice by a fellow talent he stared at him and asked if he "would ask Brock Lesnar the same question." before leaving and beating his chest
>Always went up to people in the gym and told them to do more squats
>When Tommaso Ciampa came up to him and told him he was slacking off with his training he answered with "Go snitch on me then bruh!"
>Would always high five Road Dogg no matter what he was doing
>Would imitate ape noises every time the term "Gorilla Position" was used
>Always play "Die Very Rough" from his Bluetooth speaker every time he was in the same room as Quincy Elliot
>Asked building management if they could frame and hang up his Berserk poster near the entrance of Full Sail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:24:37 No.11585064 Report

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>>11584995
They saw it in a rap video and copied it. In the hood, black people carry around boxes of food like this (they usually call it a 3 piece), and bags of chips like it's a status symbol. Of course you have to have a cup full of what looks like "lean".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:34:54 No.11585166 Report

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>>11584995
Poor communities in America are usually good deserts. There’s a reason biggie smalls flexed about being able to get Chinese food from every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:52:19 No.11585360 Report

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>>11584203
Need or keep it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:54:17 No.11585388 Report

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>>11584245
>>11584257
That's the GOAT right there pal

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 16:59:42 No.11585448 Report

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>>11585022
>When Tommaso Ciampa came up to him and told him he was slacking off with his training he answered with "Go snitch on me then bruh!"

Mr Bloom and Mr Hickenbottom will not like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 17:00:44 No.11585461 Report

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>>11584203
This is the face you make when your mom is photographing you with the bullshit soul food she bought for you as niggers rail her and you want to be famous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 17:11:47 No.11585587 Report

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>>11585166
>he believes in food deserts
NGMI

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 17:15:27 No.11585619 Report

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>>11585587
>he parrots marxist propaganda

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 17:21:00 No.11585666 Report

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>>11585619
>racism outside of /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2023 17:38:40 No.11585837 Report

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>>11584203
Those potato wedges look like shit

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