YO! YO! YO! LISTEN...
IT'S THE "LEGENDS" LOD, JANNETTY LAURINAITIS AND SOME RUMMY!
THEY LOST THEIR WWF SPOTLIGHT TO SOME VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY!
LET'S FACE IT, YOUR CAREERS WERE DONE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE ONE,
THE HIGHPOINT AFTERWARDS WAS JOBBING TO ROADIE & DADDY GUNN!
YOU'RE SO LAME, YOU GOT JANNETTY'D BY YOUR WWF KNOCKOFF
HAWK'S SO DRUNK HE'S PASSED OUT FACE DOWN IN A TROUGH
THE LEAST EMBARRASSING PART OF YOUR WWF CAREER IS ROCCO
HOLD UP YO' DAUGHTER'S CALLING, SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY CO-
