>OP not only did your dad die a meaningless death at the hands of some slow common man’s disease, but he also failed to contribute anything to the world before he died. He couldn’t produce a single effective male heir, instead he raised a 4chan scrolling obese basement ogre who seeks attention on the internet. There’s no telling how devasted your mom must be. If she ever gets lonely, let her know Christian Cage can always make the pain go away. Have her call me
