>>11655229The lights go out in the arena. We pan around the crowd for a few seconds to see fans holding their phones like fireflies™. A sudden bong is heard and a spotlight illuminates a huge wooden box in the middle of the stage. The box starts to rumble for a few seconds and then David Bixenspan is seen emerging wearing a giant diaper and sucking a blue pacifier. A children's nursery rhyme plays loud of the PA and Bix starts to waddle to the ring squirting fans in the aisle with milk from his bottle
