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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 08:04:45 No.11698986 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11699643 >>11699687 >>11699886 >>11699938

>The alternate universe where Eddie finished up his WWE contract and left in good graces, went on an indie tour to have dream matches against the likes of Bryan Danielson and Samoa Joe, then retired and opened his wrestling school and is now proudly preparing for Daniel's in ring debut

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 08:06:43 No.11698990 Report

Quoted By: >>11699042 >>11699446 >>11701487

what did we do to deserve to live in the worst timeline

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 08:17:46 No.11699033 Report

Quoted By: >>11699056 >>11699415 >>11699749 >>11699861

Meanwhile in Universe A
>Benoit is back in WWE managing David Benoit, who was just squashed by Roman, and is setting up one more match at Survivor Series where he'll squash Roman in a minute like Goldberg/Brock before going on to lose the title at the Rumble to David
>Eddie is teaming with RVD in AEW and have just beaten FTR at Grand Slam, and a press release confirming that FTR have been released following pedophilic images found on Balds phone
>CM Punk is about to enter a record setting 17th World Heavyweight Title run after the momentum from beating Benoit pivoted him towards a more healthy lifestyle not based on misplaced anger and inadequacy
>Vince McMahon, having retired in 2013 after handing the business over to his daughter and son, is living out of the public eye but still has a funny moustache
>Kurt Angle, seeing how lucky Benoit was to avoid a murder, became healthy and kicked his opioid habit - he had a brief TNA run before returning to WWE in 2008 healthy and now runs NXT
>WWE prepares to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of Undertaker/Shawn Michaels death in a plane crash
>Dusty Rhodes is alive and healthy preparing to coach his son Cody Rhodes to superstardom in Impact Wrestling

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 08:19:33 No.11699042 Report

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>>11698990
We strayed too far from god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 08:24:04 No.11699056 Report

Quoted By: >>11699415 >>11699557

>>11699033
>press release confirming that FTR have been released following pedophilic images found on Balds phone
This is shoot gonna happen in both timelines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 10:19:50 No.11699415 Report

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>>11699033
>>11699056
Book Chris' Retirement speech on ECW after NoC, and his run as ECW General Manager

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 10:30:17 No.11699446 Report

Quoted By: >>11699459 >>11699698

>>11698990
Here's the real redpill
We NEED to be in this timeline. After the advent of nuclear weapons, the world has gotten stranger and stranger. This isn't a coincidence, as the rational outcome of everyone having nukes is complete annihilation so we keep changing to weirder and darker timelines to stay alive.
It will only get more extreme from here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 10:33:12 No.11699459 Report

Quoted By: >>11699490

>>11699446
Maybe your definition of normal is so unobtainably narrow that even the slightest single degree shift is a sign of end times to you

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 10:40:06 No.11699490 Report

Quoted By: >>11699519

>>11699459
There are no end times coming, it's simply impossible to die.
The consciousness cannot perceive death, thus when your time comes you simply shift to a timeline where you somehow survived. You will watch the last stars die and spend eternity in the void.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 10:48:35 No.11699519 Report

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>>11699490
>There are no end times coming,
I meant figuratively, but that's too hard to get for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 11:01:32 No.11699557 Report

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>>11699056
That's just where our timelines will converge, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 11:17:39 No.11699643 Report

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>>11698986
I've wished for the same thing but with Benoit instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 11:28:44 No.11699687 Report

Quoted By: >>11699854

>>11698986
benoit wouldve died a week after the murder suicide anyway thanks to his roiding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 11:30:16 No.11699698 Report

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>>11699446
/x/gonna give it to ya

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 11:43:32 No.11699749 Report

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>>11699033
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:05:07 No.11699854 Report

Quoted By: >>11700017 >>11700024

>>11699687
I seriously believe that Benoit physically knew that his death - or at best, the end of him being able to live in relatively good health - was imminent, and it caused him to get angrier about it and slowly lose his mind
Sometimes, depending on the health issue you can feel that shit coming, kinda like Ultimate Warrior
Warrior did the right thing in his situation: accepted the reality of it, made amends, made sure his family was taken care of and saw his WWE fans one last time before he decided to stop fighting against the inevitable
Benoit decided to let it eat away at his mind, which led to him allowing his rage and psychosis to control his final actions

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:06:34 No.11699861 Report

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>>11699033
that implies AEW gets created in the first place, disqualifying it from being a good timeline

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:09:16 No.11699880 Report

Quoted By: >>11700225

It was a beautiful thing it's how I found 4chan I was on another forum and people were posting benoit memes I wanted to track down where they came from and ended up here 2007 the boards were much better less cynical paranoid schizophrenic things were done for the lulz and anons created fresh OC politics and jews weren't in every conversation
I guess most of those guys aged out either got a family or suicided

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:10:01 No.11699886 Report

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>>11698986
and benoit still kills family

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:18:22 No.11699938 Report

Quoted By: >>11701408

>>11698986
his brain was that of an 80 year old the only way he was living to old age is a universe were he had legitimate job not giving himself brain damage during fake fights

And he was the start of "smarks" they all loved his ring work and wanted him pushed despite that sensible fans could see he had no charisma and was a vanilla midget I still remember some of them trying to "separate the art from the artist" right away go look at freakin awesome board back then it was hilarious watching the mental gymnastics they would do

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:18:55 No.11699941 Report

Quoted By: >>11699960 >>11701482

People in this thread pretending Eddie staying alive fixes Chris and his 80 year old dementia brain
>But muh Kevin Sullivan
that joke got old in 2007.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:23:17 No.11699960 Report

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>>11699941
Sup kev

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:32:29 No.11700017 Report

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>>11699854
didnt warrior died a day or two after he made his final speech on wwe? that was kinda sad ngl

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 12:34:01 No.11700024 Report

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>>11699854
This is well stated. Old people oftentimes know it's coming and will react in one of those two ways, albeit to a less extreme degree in Benoit's case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 13:19:07 No.11700225 Report

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>>11699880
any oldfags that still stays post 2016 has gone insane

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 15:47:31 No.11701408 Report

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>>11699938
>Thinks smarks started after benoit murders
You must be 18 to post on this board

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Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 15:54:31 No.11701482 Report

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>>11699941
>brain of an 80 year old
This was, is, and will always be cope pushed by two people with aligned interest; his dad and the sports legacy institute
>dad says "my heckin son would never, it was his grandpa brain"
>sports legacy institute "would be terrible if we started a class action and blamed all this on cte"
He would have died because his heart was gonna explode as it was 2 1/2 the size of a normal heart. He probably realized he was a deadman when Eddie died because he had done all his cycles with Eddie for 10+ years.
I don't want to clutch pearls, especially over a cruiserweight, but this "he had mushy brain, that's why he meticulously planned the murder of his wife and small child" doesn't hold water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Sep 2023 15:55:18 No.11701487 Report

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>>11698990
wrestling fans don't deserve happiness or human rights

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