>>11711277Porn Can't
>Kiss YouNot a great loss
>Hold YouWomen hate men who need to be held
>Cry with YouSee above, also, you can with bros.
>Laugh with YouImply women are funny. Also, bros again.
>Start a Family with YouPorn can't divorce me, take half of my stuff, make my kids hate me, and lock me into wage slavery.
>Love youWomen can't love, not in the way men do.
>Grow Old with YouBest bros.
I like how they say all this without saying the only thing women provide - holes. I guess that would be the cute "love you" line, but that's the stone-cold truth about women - holes, nothing more, nothing less.