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>2010
>be 15
>mom tells dad to mow the lawn
>"ok will do"
>mom leaves
>5 min later dad tells me to mow the lawn
>says I cant go out the whole weekend if I refuse
>have to mow the lawn
>dad gives me 15 bucks as payment
>"wow thanks dad...20 bucks would be better tho"
>"you get another 5 bucks if you tell your mom I did the lawnmowing"
>surewhatever.jpg
>mom comes home
>surprised to hear dad really mowed the lawn
>says she thought he will simply forget it
>dad says he sure does what the most beautiful woman in the world asks him to do :^)
>mom is impressed also blushes
>leave house because so cringe
>meet with friends
>come home to hearing my dad loudly banging my mom
smart mofo outplayed as all, got pussy while doing nothing for getting it
