>>11732974Shitsko.
He spends most of his time restraining himself so the Cardassians don't cut a scathing promo about his blackness.
Every captain in the series has a vessel that basically isn't suited for war whatsoever, yet Shitsko gets the akimbo phase cannon Defiant that weaves in and out of combat like a hoodrat doing drivebys.
Speaking of drivebys, everyone drives by him. He's in charge of someone else's somewhat derelict brothel in space, in orbit over a literal concentration camp, just because the space Jews over in the Gamma quadrant keep poking through that wormhole to start shit.
The entire show DS9 is dedicated to one conflict. Even Janewetty resolved conflicts every episode. Shitsko failed every time.
And in the end, he couldn't get the pinfall win.
