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>be me
>be Job Moxley
>wake up and drink a gallon of whiskey to get the day started
>cut myself while shaving
>fall to the ground and start blading
>Renee comes in crying and holding our child
>no sell it
>later that day at the arena TK approaches and tries to tell me I'm putting over some guy I've never heard of
>"I'll do it for a case of beer and some blow"
>TK nods nervously
>later during the match the indy guy does a 540 nothing off the top rope
>misses by a country mile
>fall the ground and start blading
>Aubrey starts dancing for some reason
>indy guy picks me up and drops me directly on my head wound
>no sell it
>accidentally win match
>after the match TK approaches with a case of beer and bloodshot eyes
>he forgot the blow
>fall to the ground and start blading