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would you rather

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 08:59:21 No.11789222 View View Reply Original Report

>get shoot raped by 5-6 black dudes and live with a partially torn asshole
or
>be semi-responsible for your sons death and also have the guilt of not calling up your best friend while he was laying in his own piss and shit immobile

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:01:12 No.11789229 Report

Quoted By: >>11789242

>>11789222
>9222

but probably the second one unironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:01:29 No.11789230 Report

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>>11789222
Why not both?-Kevin R Nash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:04:40 No.11789240 Report

Quoted By: >>11789247 >>11789305

Did you guys know Kevin Nash got raped and gaped in the sizzling sweaty hot summer of nineteen ninety two? It all began when Diesel, Kevin mash, big sexy himself was walking down a Detroit street when he decided to take a shortcut down a dark alley. Many big juicy black guys including new jack and booker t grabbed Kevin Nash and raped him in his tight red slightly unclean butthole until their big black penasia injected semen into Nash’s rectum. Nash then begged for more humongous black wing won’t in his hineyhole and the built black gentleman obliged him with an ass pounding so fierce it sent shockwaves of Raped energy through time where they made contact with Tristan R Nash, meaning New Jack psychically raped him from beyond the grave and caused his alcoholism, thus New Jack raped and gaped Tristan Nash in 22. RAPE

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:05:09 No.11789242 Report

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>>11789229
>>>29

BAWK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:05:39 No.11789247 Report

Quoted By: >>11789277 >>11789481

>>11789240
Why was that summer so hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:11:47 No.11789277 Report

Quoted By: >>11789284 >>11789406

>>11789247
You see, darker colors absorb more heat and thus are hotter. So say when you wear a black shirt you’ll be hotter than wearing a white shirt. So you see when Nash was typically getting ass fucked it was by white guys from the locker room, but in downtown detroit the assailants who raped him were mostly black. Being a good little cockslut, Nash was taking at least 4 BBC’s at once and thus being surrounded by and filled up by darker colors meant mash was absorbing more heat than when he was getting sodomized by white otter wrestler fags and decrepit draugr producers.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:14:21 No.11789284 Report

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>>11789277
Thanks science anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:15:25 No.11789294 Report

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Kek his son died

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:18:41 No.11789305 Report

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>>11789240
He didn't really get raped or assaulted at all, in fact the whole claim that he did is a "goof" or "joke" or "jape" based on a statement Nash made. Nash said before that no real man could be raped, and if anyone tried that on him (or any other real man) that he'd rather kill his assailants or die trying rather than be raped. This statement upset some people, who decided to say that Nash was raped. They chose the year 1992 as it goes with the other "joke" claims like the one about Glenn Beck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 09:57:57 No.11789406 Report

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>>11789277
Ah, shit. Sounds quite bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2023 10:17:02 No.11789481 Report

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>>11789247
Well, you know how they call Kevin Nash "Diesel," right? When he was being raped, the dicks in his ass compressed his farts so much that they were able to self ignite. This generated so much co2 that a local greenhouse effect was formed over all of metro Detroit which made it sweltering hot for the duration of the rape and months afterwards.

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