"C...can I have your autograph please?"
I ask, without making eye contact and voice breaking several times as its the first time I've spoken to a woman this decade.
"Sure sweetie what's your name?" replies the most beautiful angel I have ever seen.
"Liv Morgan" I answer. My brain had stopped working several seconds ago.
"No honey, I'm Liv Morgan" she giggles. "I can tell you're nervous so I'll just make it out to anon. Here ya go."
And that's that, she walks away and gets into the passenger side of a car. I check who's driving, its Omos of course. She immediately tells him what I just said and he cracks up. The gigantic Nigerian leans out of the window and says "Bye Liv!" to me as they drive off laughing. I wish I was him.
