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Cutting a Promo at a Wedding

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:29:10 No.11842940 View View Reply Original Report

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I've been booked by my friend to cut a promo at his wedding. The wedding is today and I'm a bit nervous because I dont have a gimmick and I've never been a stand out on the mic. Anybody got any easy advice for me to get over with the crowd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:29:58 No.11842946 Report

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Just shout the word over and over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:31:45 No.11842956 Report

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>>11842940
Just do Mcmahon’s “Life sucks and then you die” promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:31:46 No.11842957 Report

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>>11842940
Don't force it. If you're not funny don't try to be. Put over your bro and make him look really strong, tell him you're proud, tell the wife to take good care of him and end it there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:33:38 No.11842965 Report

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>>11842940
I am not good with words, so I am going to speak from my heart. I think I can speak for all of us when I say we are so happy for __ &___ and the fact that we can all be here to celebrate their love and their future.
>insert story about when they first met that you know
>say a little lighthearted joke about the groom
>say something that makes the bride look good (how she changed his life for the better)
>say something nice about the groom and how you are so happy that they found each other
Let's raise our glass and a toast to nothing but happiness, and health for them now and the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:36:09 No.11842975 Report

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>>11842940
Have a few drinks before to loosen up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:40:01 No.11842998 Report

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>>11842940
You'll do fine. No need to be nervous. You're basically just wishing your bro and his girl happiness in front of your mates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:46:30 No.11843036 Report

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>rival sports team bad
>local sports team bad
>pop the groom and bride's family by mentioning individual names
>put over friend for his previous achievements
>mention his rival's name to a monster chorus of boos and then bury him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:50:50 No.11843054 Report

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>Groom stupid
>Bride a slut
>Bride mom a milf
>local sports team that everyone missed a game for the wedding good
Hit these 4 notes and you'll be in the main event scene in no time. Then all you have to do is win the garter toss in the bank and you'll be next in line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:53:30 No.11843076 Report

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>>11842940
If someone cuts a promo before you "fine speech" them.
Then you can do "It's great to be here at friend's wedding!"
Hold for applause

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:53:46 No.11843079 Report

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>>11842940
Say that Bryan Danielson got raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:55:26 No.11843092 Report

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>>11842940
nobody came there to see you so just do your best and the show will carry on, btw that 3 minutes we gave you for the promo? it's only 90 seconds now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 14:55:45 No.11843094 Report

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>>11842940
>hey [friend], I'm happy you finally got yourself a nice lady that you even got to marry
>she's much nicer than your previous girl, who had to be filled with air
>and the weird thing about that is blow up dolls exist yet you insisted on fucking an inflatable boat
>they say all men are pigs and in your case it's true! but you got yourself a sow to marry so you fit together like me and your mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:03:41 No.11843141 Report

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>>11842940
Cut a babyface promo then turn heel and make the wedding about yourself. Insult everyone for the heat, hit a finisher on the priest and run to your car. Explain you had a psychotic episode, it’ll never happen again, then do it again years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:10:00 No.11843187 Report

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cut a Scott Steiner percentages promo
>According to the American Psychological Association, approximately 40-50% of first marriages end in divorce. The divorce rate for second marriages is even higher, with approximately 60-67% of second marriages ending in divorce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:10:03 No.11843188 Report

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>>11843141
he should hit the bride's mom with an rko out of nowhere

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:13:32 No.11843202 Report

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>[Groom] while you sit there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:14:35 No.11843209 Report

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>>11842940
get a manager and dont speak once yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:15:28 No.11843214 Report

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>>11842940
Take any ECW Cactus Jack promo where he's trying to convince Tommy Dreamer to go to WCW and replace Uncle Eric with you and WCW with homosex. Hire a bum to nod silently behind you.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:20:46 No.11843242 Report

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As long as it doesn't involve shoot crying, it's gonna do it's job as a filler segment that doesn't draw any genuine heat from the crowd. Shoot crying is womeme shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:22:16 No.11843251 Report

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>>11843242
it's okay to cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:24:23 No.11843261 Report

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Get on the mic and shout "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DO"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:27:53 No.11843276 Report

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>>11843094
ngl you popped me brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:29:04 No.11843286 Report

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>>11842940
Cut a heel promo on the virgin crowd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:31:47 No.11843296 Report

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>i'm not good with words, so i'll keep this brief
>to the lovely couple, i wish you nothing but happiness and love the rest of your days
>all right. that's it for me. enjoy the wedding folks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:39:12 No.11843341 Report

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Marriage rigmarole is such cringe. Men need to just say no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:41:14 No.11843354 Report

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Take your dick out during the speech OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2023 15:48:55 No.11843406 Report

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>>11842940
Start with a "lemme talk to ya!".

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