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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:27:15 No.11855776 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11855801 >>11855821 >>11855832 >>11856004 >>11856187 >>11856331

Please for the love of God I'm so lonely and need a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:32:39 No.11855792 Report

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Just lift and b urself bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:34:47 No.11855801 Report

Quoted By: >>11855810 >>11856409

>>11855776
Save up your pocket money and go fly to SEA, if you're white you can go on Tinder and it is seriously like changing the difficulty setting to fucking tutorial. Open the app, wait and hour, swipe through and you'll get 12 matches - at least 4 of which will be biological women and also not hookers who want a white bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:36:25 No.11855810 Report

Quoted By: >>11855812 >>11855886

>>11855801
I'm in Europe. Seattle is the last place i visit if I ever cum to America

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:37:21 No.11855812 Report

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>>11855810
>I'm in Europe.
Of course you are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:38:35 No.11855821 Report

Quoted By: >>11855839

>>11855776
Go to the gym
Get a haircut
Stop wearing those incel khaki cargo shorts and buy clothing fitting of your age
Buy books on how to socialize
Develop a hobby to have purpose as a man

I was thinking about shitposting but I decided to shoot on you, brother. If you don't do the above, you're NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:41:49 No.11855832 Report

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>>11855776
repackage yourself and turn face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:43:42 No.11855839 Report

Quoted By: >>11855850 >>11855855 >>11855991 >>11856035 >>11856060 >>11856218 >>11856345

>>11855821
I am in good shape
I am bald
I don't wear khakis
Reading is for women
I already play video games

Ahh I'm going insane nothing works I've literally tried everything

Please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:46:52 No.11855850 Report

Quoted By: >>11855869

>>11855839
Go on Adultwork webiste. Search for girls in your location. Hundereds will come up. You can get laid for between 100 to 200 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:48:11 No.11855855 Report

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>>11855839
>I am bald
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:52:26 No.11855869 Report

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>>11855850
>none found in my country
Grim. Only ugly old russians sell their bodies here and I want to have sex with a virgin and I want it NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 11:59:02 No.11855886 Report

Quoted By: >>11855897

>>11855810
SEA means South East Asia dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:01:43 No.11855897 Report

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>>11855886
I don't want gooks with 100 sexually transmitted diseases though but I will think about it, I have money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:27:40 No.11855991 Report

Quoted By: >>11856031

>>11855839
>Reading is for women
I hope you never make it anon, I hope you’re cripplingly lonely for the rest of your bald miserable life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:31:05 No.11856004 Report

Quoted By: >>11856031

>>11855776
If you just want sex, get an escort.
If you want a gf, start working out. The dating world is a shopping center that will soon be made irrelevant with AI personalities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:37:46 No.11856031 Report

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>>11855991
Don't be mean
>>11856004
I do use sillytavern but I have no power rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:38:02 No.11856035 Report

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>>11855839

Wanting a girlfriend and wanting g to have sex are 2 entirely different things my friend. You need to decide what you want more. If you just want to have sex, don’t look for a girlfriend just to have sex. If you want a girlfriend that great because that can eventually lead to sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 12:43:24 No.11856060 Report

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>>11855839
>I am bald

It’s over. Finasteride only works if you take it right when you start balding. If you go past Norwood 3 it’s over.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:05:09 No.11856187 Report

Quoted By: >>11856310

>>11855776
Nash said it best. Also gain height

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:06:40 No.11856196 Report

Quoted By: >>11856310

As a shoot you probably need to lower your standards brazza

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:10:59 No.11856218 Report

Quoted By: >>11856305 >>11856310

>>11855839
Is this bait?
Playing video games isn't a hobby. Entertainment doesn't count as a hobby unless you're writing reviews and engaging in the discourse around then on a real level. Hobby involves actual skill and not just sitting on your ass pressing buttons.
You can get your hair back if you really want.
Reading is based.
No wonder you can't have sex. Like how the fuck are you expecting to meet another human as a bald loser who plays video games all day and has no skills or interests and dismisses anything that isn't being a bald loser who plays video games?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:25:54 No.11856305 Report

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>>11856218
Promos good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:26:16 No.11856310 Report

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>>11856187
I am 6'1
>>11856196
What next, lower my testostorone levels and have sex with men?
>>11856218
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you for help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:29:30 No.11856331 Report

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>>11855776
getting sex is a lot easier than you think anon. you own a gun and live near a preschool?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:31:04 No.11856345 Report

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>>11855839
>I am bald

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:33:39 No.11856361 Report

Quoted By: >>11856525

I’m going to tell you the truth: don’t do it. I used to have sex and all it brought me was pain; I was chasing the high too much, I wasted all my money on females, and I put my own dreams aside to try and get laid.
I’m 46 now, haven’t had sex in 2 decades. I have more money than I’ve ever had, I do whatever I want with my free time, and I bought a real doll for when I have the urges. But that happens less and less with each passing year.
It’s not worth it to have sex. I’m not even getting into the Orgon energy aspect, just the financial and time sacrifices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:41:35 No.11856409 Report

Quoted By: >>11856417

>>11855801
Not op but Im saving up to do this. Im going to impregnate an azn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:42:20 No.11856417 Report

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>>11856409
What's the safest place there for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:43:42 No.11856427 Report

Quoted By: >>11856598

>Please for the love of God I'm so lonely and need a gf
No you don't.
Your loneliness has nothing to do with whether or not you have a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 13:59:22 No.11856525 Report

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>>11856361
>orgon energy
Sup super hans. You love the codester too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2023 14:08:51 No.11856598 Report

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>>11856427
shut up bitch

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