>>11863740Ready for what? To die again, fat shit? Remember when your wife had a fat ass and now she looks like Oprah and smells of cheetos and ranch sauce. You can't even come near her without gagging at how fat and pungent she got. As much as I'd like to fuck her on top of your casket, I simply have higher standards. And I don't mean the fucking on the casket part. I mean I don't put my dick in niggers like her even if her last name is Offerman.