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AEW is AMAZING at presenting lots of different, distinct styles of wrestling and doing them all absolutely horribly.
You want the lucha-infused American independent style? That's okay, half the roster works it, but you'll be primarily enjoying the Young Bucks slopping their unathletic pudgy little bodies through sequences at half the speed they need to to make them look good!
Or maybe hardcore matches? Here comes Jon Moxley to have an epic bloodbath without any of the stiff, convincing action that makes them great. Instead he'll be hitting his fucking Kelly Kelly soft-as-shit offense and blading in front of the camera like an amateur retard.
Care for some Black and Gold era NXT melodramatic tripe where the wrestlers pause midway through the match to have an impromptu acting lesson? MJF has you covered, he makes lots of silly faces!
How about gritty, shoot-style technical wrestling? You're in luck! ZSJ just dragged the corpse of Danielson through a contrived, coordinated mat-based ballet recital that makes Josh Barnett look as authentic a shooter as Brock Lesnar. They exchanged 50 different holds and a whole 3 of them actually looked painful!
NJPW style main events, you ask? Well, when he's not twerking on the apron or playing basketball, Kenny Omega gets singles matches sometimes, and that's basically the same thing, they do lots and lots of moves,it's just like Japanese wrestling!
In short, if you're a tasteless, non-discerning, non-critical RETARD with zero eye for execution you'll LOVE AEW. It's amazing, if you're a total mongoloid!
You want the lucha-infused American independent style? That's okay, half the roster works it, but you'll be primarily enjoying the Young Bucks slopping their unathletic pudgy little bodies through sequences at half the speed they need to to make them look good!
Or maybe hardcore matches? Here comes Jon Moxley to have an epic bloodbath without any of the stiff, convincing action that makes them great. Instead he'll be hitting his fucking Kelly Kelly soft-as-shit offense and blading in front of the camera like an amateur retard.
Care for some Black and Gold era NXT melodramatic tripe where the wrestlers pause midway through the match to have an impromptu acting lesson? MJF has you covered, he makes lots of silly faces!
How about gritty, shoot-style technical wrestling? You're in luck! ZSJ just dragged the corpse of Danielson through a contrived, coordinated mat-based ballet recital that makes Josh Barnett look as authentic a shooter as Brock Lesnar. They exchanged 50 different holds and a whole 3 of them actually looked painful!
NJPW style main events, you ask? Well, when he's not twerking on the apron or playing basketball, Kenny Omega gets singles matches sometimes, and that's basically the same thing, they do lots and lots of moves,it's just like Japanese wrestling!
In short, if you're a tasteless, non-discerning, non-critical RETARD with zero eye for execution you'll LOVE AEW. It's amazing, if you're a total mongoloid!
