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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:42:10 No.11881487 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm tired of pretending he is any good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:43:18 No.11881496 Report

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>>11881487
>when your entire gimmick is the JUST hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:43:21 No.11881499 Report

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but he's got slanty eyes h's GOTTA be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:43:41 No.11881503 Report

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His peak as le murder grandpa was 2009-2012

He can still be good nowadays in the right environment, but he has absolutely never not phoned it in when he's outside Japan. Very much a "Money and miles" mentality for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:44:13 No.11881507 Report

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>>11881487
Fake tough guy bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:44:19 No.11881510 Report

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>>11881487
but he's so scary tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:44:21 No.11881514 Report

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>>11881487
Why is a guy who loses a fight to a hair shaver a wrestler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:44:51 No.11881522 Report

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>>11881487
Last match was Okada in the rain
Everything after was for money

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:45:31 No.11881527 Report

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He leans too much into the memes when he's in AEW. It's not like he's ever particularly subtle, but he really overdoes it in America
With that said, him BTFOing Kingston in FD 1 was one of my highlights of that show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:45:56 No.11881531 Report

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>>11881487
did a drunk smurf shave his head with a lawnmower?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:46:01 No.11881532 Report

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>>11881487
>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>before corona
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:46:21 No.11881537 Report

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>>11881487
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:46:37 No.11881541 Report

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He's the best over-50-year-old active wrestler in the business that isn't named Satoshi Kojima. Has to account for something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:47:31 No.11881553 Report

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>>11881487
bro he's been running for 30 years, give him a little credit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:49:21 No.11881577 Report

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This dude literally does spots where he pulls a bottle of baby oil from his trunks and uses it to get out of holds.

I'm not kidding.

He did it in AEW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:49:44 No.11881579 Report

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>>11881522
This is the true answer right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:04:46 No.11882887 Report

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>>11881541
God, you are a such a hipster faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:05:55 No.11882892 Report

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>>11881577
Sounds cringe

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:05:55 No.11882894 Report

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>>11881522
Dubs confirms it

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:19:09 No.11883024 Report

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>>11881487
He genuinely was. Pancrase, early NJPW, peak NOAH, him and Takayama terrorizing the indies. He was everything Inoki dreamed.

Becoming a barely-mobile meme is a recent development, and I wish he had retired before it happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:20:25 No.11883040 Report

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only good match he had was when he legit knocked out Asuka

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:23:10 No.11883076 Report

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>>11881487
He's old and can't do much anymore but his entrance theme is good and he always pops the burgers when he does his meme shit. Probably worth whatever reduced rates he charges indie promoters to make faces and take zero bumps for 10 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 22:23:40 No.11883082 Report

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>>11881487
This, but Roman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2023 23:33:46 No.11883863 Report

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>>11881487
He's one of the smartest workers around. Rarely takes a bump and he's still incredibly over in the US just because of his entrance and facial expressions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2023 00:53:48 No.11886360 Report

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He's just old. His last good match was with AJ Styles in 2014

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