Because imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, HHH, Mick Foley, Ric Flair, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Randy Savage, Dusty Rhodes, Bret Hart, Goldberg, Kurt Angle, Sting, Randy Orton, Kane, Batista, Scott Steiner, Rick Steiner, Sycho Sid, Andre the Giant, Jerry Lawler, Roddy Piper, Mr. Perfect, Lex Luger, The Warriors, The Four Horsemen, The Miz, Edge, Christian, Santino Marella, Santina Marella, DDP, Paul Orndorff, Owen Hart, Scott Hall, Rick Rude, Taz, Arn Anderson, JBL, Brian Pillman, Raven, Buff Bagwell, Dean Malenko, Chris Jericho, William Regal, X-pac, Road Dogg, Ken Shamrock, Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Golddust, Roman Reigns, Terry Funk, Dory Funk Jr., Harley Race, Bruno Sammartino, Lou Thesz, Rey Mysterio, Bob Backlund, Antonio Inoki, Big Show, Ricky Steamboat, Sgt. Slaughter, Billy Graham, Eddie Guerrero, Davey Boy Smith, Jake The Snake, Jeff Hardy, The Sandman, or Santina Marella writing, thinking, or behaving this way, as a full grown, almost-30 year old adult?
